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@SteveInmanClips The dope slap on the way out is the best.

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@JustineBateman Fuck me running, is there no bottom?

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@DaschelFortune @adamcarolla I'd be shocked if the guy knew a damned thing about Palestine other than "Thing my side likes"

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@choeshow Pronounced "Ham-tram-ick", 90% Polish for decades

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@GigaBasedDad https://t.co/fe6Fmajjz4

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@Evan_Dando Hey! I dig the Effigies too!

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@LangmanVince Dubbed laughter over stuff like this automatically lowers my assessment of the posters' IQ by a couple standard deviations. Fake parkour guy really is funny, though.

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@khnh80044 Directed by Chuck Jones, here's the whole thing: https://t.co/z0Brgr91Iw

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@AnthonyCumia Space Kesey and the Merry Intergalactic Pranksters almost as annoying as the real thing.

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@BigBadP @SnookerJudge @1sttimecaler @TaraBull It's a kill switch, which should probably just stay engaged.

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@SnookerJudge @1sttimecaler @TaraBull Yeah, noticed the same. I've seen the actual clip; the sound is really him but for some reason they've moved it way out of sync with the video.

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@JebraFaushay punch·a·ble
/ˈpən(t)SHəb(ə)l/
adjective informal
(of a person or their features) arousing intense annoyance or hostility.
"he has an eminently punchable face"

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@Humanarewild Luckily good ol' #10 was there to help!

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@Ducnghia16 Kosoff was such a master of dynamics. I like crazy effects & bells & whistles too, but sometimes the stark approach is the only way to go.

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@MrPotatoHeadUSA Had to look this guy up to make sure this wasn't fake, holy smokes!

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@JustineBateman @spencerpratt Vast numbers of people simply cannot afford $2000+ rent. All this SJW shit is guilt deflection from yuppies who supported offshoring industry, killing off reliable retirement plans for average schmucks and turning real estate into a giant piggy bank.

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@CCPISASSH0E @nogooddeed2 The smart money wasn't on me watching a whole video of a kid doing bird calls, but here we are. Kid's amazing.

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@Rainmaker1973 Will be seeing this on giant asses at Walmart any day now

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@NobodymrRobert Pure lunkheadedness? Have never used a chainsaw myself, 100% certain I could come up with several better solutions in the time it took Mongo here to wreck his tool.

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@jackwhitejapan @TheVelveteers These guys are great. Love their song structures; they never go where I expect them to and it's always better than I anticipated.