Todd Eschlund

Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.

[Todd Eschlund @DeathmawTE]

Well, it looks like I’ll be leaving Twitter for bluer skies. Elongated Muskrat is hell-bent on sinking this ship, so I’m bailing while it’s still afloat. Post your 🔵🌑profile so I can follow you there. Here’s mine:

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@BeardedHalfling Here you go!

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@thejacobshelby Over there, I’m
@deathmaw.bsky.social

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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Twist:

The Barbarian’s battle cry is “I’m gonna sock it to you!”.

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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Twist:

The Druid’s name is Tobias and he’s stuck in the form of a red-tailed hawk. IYKYK.

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@RRollplaying DM Patron. Deus Mysterium?

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@redwyrmofficial Indeed. It was easy to find (and follow) you in that place where the skies are blue.

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@RRollplaying Path of Insomnia? Yeah, that would certainly do it! 🤣

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@RRollplaying “Iconic”? From the idiot who threw away over a decade’s worth of name brand recognition to service his obsession with the letter X?

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@redwyrmofficial He is really good at these! 🤣

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@RRollplaying Beau Anerro is on the way.
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Just make sure you’re standing behind him when he fires his bow.

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@RRollplaying “It starts out small, needs air to survive, grows as time passes, but it not alive.”

Apprentice: 🤨

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@BeardedHalfling That’s actually not inaccurate. Throughout history, there have been several elite military units named the Immortals. The Achaemenid Empire, Sasanian Empire, and Byzantine Empire each had a corps of about 10,000 soldiers by that name.

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@SubcommanderT As far as “slave labor” and “death planets”, ever heard of a penal asteroid in Klingon territory known as Rura Penthe?

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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Twist:

The Barbarian never speaks, but is known across the land as Mr. Bean.

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@RRollplaying Note that both the Cleric and the Paladin are quoting a song by the Bard known as Wyrd Al’Githyankovic, pictured here:

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@RRollplaying Cleric: “Think you’re really righteous?

Think you’re pure of heart?

Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!”

Paladin: “I really don’t mind. In fact, I wish you well.

I’ll be laughing my head off while you burn in the Nine Hells!”

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@BeardedHalfling I wouldn’t mind having one of these; that way, I could go to work while staying at home (my job isn’t otherwise capable of supporting remote work).

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@NotTodayEric That’s why we fall asleep so fast; we’re escaping the haters.