Dev Ashar

Crypto Data

[Chainalysis @chainalysis]

Every trade & settlement on @Polymarket is recorded on a public blockchain — a level of transparency traditional markets can't match.

Today Polymarket announced it has selected Chainalysis to turn that transparency into the new standard for market integrity 🔗 https://t.co/lZLRthxd0m

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

ALLEN YC COACHING CLASSES NEXT😭

[Anas Khan @AnxKhn]

The JEEfication of YC is happening

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

did not expect this LMAO

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

go to bed
right now
i know the build is almost finished
the eval can wait til morning
the agent will still be failing tomorrow
you won't figure out why it's hallucinating
yes your coworker ships on 4 hrs of sleep
they also hallucinate a lot
off you go

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

@budapp done, can you send creds now

[James Christoph @JamesChristoph]

Thank fucking god that ape chain is ok.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Crypto platforms have now lost over $605 million to cyberattacks in under 20 days.

[Chainalysis @chainalysis]

AI and automation are eliminating manual steps across investigations, compliance, fraud, and crypto security. @chainalysis VP of Product Emmanuel Marot on what's next for our customers:

"The reason why Chainalysis AI can empower you is because we empower the AI first."

#links26

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

ts is so funny lmao

[P2P.me @P2Pdotme]

A note on the Polymarket positions you've seen on-chain - the account named "P2P Team" is ours.

We wanted to come out honestly. The capital came from our foundation account and all proceeds return to it. Here's the full picture.

10 days before our raise went live, we placed bets that we'd hit our $6M+ target. At that point we had one oral commitment from Multicoin ($3M) - no signed term sheets, no guaranteed allocations, nothing binding. We were betting on ourselves.

We'd told the market we were raising over $6M. We believed we could. That bet was our way of backing our word with our own money at a moment when the outcome was genuinely uncertain.

Over the following 10 days we made our case, secured commitments, and the raise closed at $5.2M - entirely from outside investors we don't control.

We understand why this raises questions. Trading on an outcome you can influence erodes trust. We don't believe we were trading on a done deal, but we recognize reasonable people can see it differently. We named the account "P2P Team" deliberately - to give a marketing signal of our presence to the community and reflect our intent to be transparent. But intent isn't the same as action. Not disclosing at the time was a mistake we own. We took time to study the legal implications before speaking, which is why we stayed silent until now with a "No Comments" stance! - that too is a fair criticism.

All proceeds go back into our futarchy-governed MetaDAO treasury. We will be liquidating all positions in the next few hours and are putting together a formal company policy on prediction market trading going forward.

One thing we want to be unambiguous about: MetaDAO (@MetaDAOProject ) had zero knowledge of or involvement in these bets. We're genuinely excited to join this community and wanted to start on the right note - which means being straight with you about this.

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

@DhravyaShah @carlosaddsub its like you almost want to be cluely

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

@heynavtoor why would PhD students panic? if they are smart enough they can just do this. If they were to get in after graduation they would get in sooner.

[Duca @big_duca]

“Dude did you vibe code this slop? This feature sucks!”

Been getting this more recently.

And no, I didn't “vibe” it.

Did you ever consider, for one single second…

That I might just be retarded?

And I wrote this organic slop myself?

[Jai Ashar @JaiAshar]

your health data is scattered across 5 apps and none of them talk to each other

building Vora to fix that. connects 500+ wearables and builds a plan that's actually yours

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

@heynavtoor yeah that is just using a shitty model with an agentic cli tool to get shitty outputs.

[luca° @lucacs]

prediction markets doubling down on sports is extremely short sighted

[ML Jush @katejush]

No shade but I’d have that too if I lived by the G and the F… like those trains only run like every 65 minutes

[Ishan Goswami @TheIshanGoswami]

why does every sf startup thinks they have “the top 1% of sf engineers”

how does this even work??

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

@omarshaikdev @TheIshanGoswami Unfortunately the same startups end up hiring these bottom 99% who want to try the “startup thing” after their initial RSU grants vest and call them the top 0.1%

[Dev Ashar @DevAshar6]

We want a full time engineer for the cost of an intern.

[Umesh Kumar @itsumeshk]

hiring full stack engg. (full time/intern) to join us @runable_hq

requirements?
> on-site, bangalore
> 6x days/week
> able to pull off 60-80 hours per week
> knows his/her shit around js/ts and llms

not looking for a beginner. not looking for a cracked dev either (if you are, then good)
someone who believes in runable, its goal to become the "General AI Agent For Every Task" and has no commitment issues

if you fulfill these requirements, mail/dm [email protected]