Cow still ascending. I hope it has breathing apparatus. (Meanwhile, Devin is creeping upward as well. How many of the Cow's new followers are also going over to keep tabs on Devin?)
@DevinCow: 619K
@DevinNunes: 399K
Well, the news cycle - the Nunes cycle? - has moved on. Devin's nonsense has receded into the mists of history (i.e., anything that happened more than 24 hours ago). But the Cow continues to rise:
@DevinCow: 614K
@DevinNunes: 398K
If you temporarily changed your Twitter name to honor a farm animal, body part, or concept possessed by @DevinNunes, but changed your name back, I can no longer follow you. (Sorry, I don't make the rules. Well, I do, but anyway....)
But thank you for your service.
Let's check in. March 21. Almost 08:00 EDT
@DevinCow: 569K
@DevinNunes: 397K
Maybe the Cow can double the Rep. Only need around 225,000.
Looks like #DevinNunesCow is *still* not trending. What is wrong with people? (Not you, you're wonderful.)
@DevinCow: 456K
@DevinNunes: 395K
Devin appears to have stalled. Meanwhile in less than 30 hours, the Cow has added more than 370,000 followers. The pace has increased to about 12,800 new followers per hour.
This is no bull. The cow won! @DevinCow, the parody account Nunes is annoyed by, now has more followers than @DevinNunes. It’s silly but also UDDER-ly enjoyable. MILK it for all it’s worth. You all butter keep on following #DevinCow 🐮
It's a bloodbath now.
@DevinCow: 444K
@DevinNunes: 395K
This is like a Kickstarter campaign. Do we have any stretch goals? Like, if the Cow reaches 500K, we'll get a special post, and if it reaches 1 million followers, Nunes will be recalled?
Putin has made it illegal to make fun of the government online. In related news, @DevinNunes has sued Twitter because his wittle feewings are hurt by the parody account, Devin Nunes' Cow. Give @DevinCow a follow and help stop Putin-escas like Devin Nunes.
BREAKING: @DevinCow now has more Twitter followers than Devin Nunes! It’s udderly amazing that this cow mooooved past that ornery li’l cowpoke in just 24 hours. This just goes to show the power of The Resistance! 🐮
#BeButter