devon

amateur bug fixer, mediocre bug creator

[devon @devon_94]

https://t.co/qpjHA9u5HZ

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

Launching Operation Bubble Storm

[Ali Ghodsi @alighodsi]

Today, we announced that we crossed $7B in revenue run-rate, growing over 80% year over year in Q2.

We also shared:
🚀 $100M+ revenue run-rate for Lakebase
🚀 $1.5B+ revenue run-rate for Lakehouse, growing over 100% year over year
🚀 Continued positive adjusted free cash flow

And we raised $5B in our latest fundraise.

We’ll use this capital to invest in:
1️⃣ Lakebase, our serverless Postgres database built for AI agents
2️⃣ Genie, our AI coworkers that actually understand your business data
3️⃣ Unity AI Gateway, our multi-AI governance solution that helps control costs

@iamVictorDey shares more in @Forbes:

https://t.co/y2LdxysBNi

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Databricks @databricks]

Full-text search indexes are now available in Beta on Databricks Runtime 18.2.

Create a search index with a single SQL statement to accelerate substring and keyword queries, with no query hints or application changes required.

Teams are already seeing 100x+ faster substring search queries against petabyte-scale tables.

Learn how it works:
https://t.co/6XJd7Mo6O0

[#DataAISummit @Data_AI_Summit]

“Lakewatch represents a massive acceleration of your SOC team. We’ve taken something like a threat assessment that might have taken a week, and Lakewatch can do it in a few minutes.”

Michael Andersen, Technical Lead at Databricks, demos Lakewatch, the agentic security lakehouse.

[devon @devon_94]

⚡️

[Databricks @databricks]

Introducing Lakehouse//RT, a real-time data warehouse that delivers millisecond responses at massive scale without data movement.

Support real-time workloads while using the same open formats, governance, and data architecture already powering your analytics and AI. https://t.co/STdjG24IKs

[Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia]

Really excited to open source a new project: Omnigent, a meta-harness for AI agents.

It lets you build multi-agent coding and custom agents, sitting above Claude Code, Codex, Pi, and agent SDKs to let you compose them. It also adds live collaboration and rich control policies.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

Jassy was snitching
DAYUM

[BLCNYY @BLCNYY]

ICYMI: You can now use touch controls on your Mac display with Sidecar on iPad! 👀

[The Icahnist @TheIcahnist]

Investment Bankers working on Anduril IPO & Palantir deals

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

@jain_harshit You motherfuckers wouldn’t listen to me so I had to get claude involved

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

Personal update: I've joined Anthropic. I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to R&D. I remain deeply passionate about education and plan to resume my work on it in time.

[namnas @naMnaSYt]

this genuinely might be the worst run of any artists career

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

>Tim Apple

No fucking way 😭

[Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia]

Cool work from the Databricks Model Serving team and Superhuman, to scale their custom LLM serving to 200K QPS with sub-second P99 latency! Here's how our teams got a +60% throughput gain vs the previous engine to serve over 40 million daily users. https://t.co/csjPLQzQ7C

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

anthropic added an entire servicenow worth of run rate revenue in the last 30 days… can you imagine telling someone that a few years ago?

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

windows when you try to delete a really big folder

[devon @devon_94]

did I just get 200x?!?! 🙏🙏🙏

[Sam Altman @sama]

we are gonna do something nice for everyone who applied for the GPT-5.5 party and that we didn't have space for. hope you enjoy!

[devon @devon_94]

gpt 5.5 xhigh, like wow wtf

[devon @devon_94]

/goal build gpt 6