Dillion Evans, DPT

Doctor of Physical Therapy into lifting, exploring, absorbing information that would only be useful on a game show, and spending time with my wife and daughter.

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

How does one join Space Force? I feel I'd be well qualified to defend our country against non-existent alien attacks.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown https://t.co/nEdlFtQ8ea

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@Jjohns___

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@Jjohns___ When you make coffee for friends and they ask what the secret ingredient is, you can say "Love...and listeria."

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@zboman 10/10 would watch

[Resilient Performance @ResilientPPT]

Crab with reach 🦀

🔷 Helps promote trunk rotation and hip extension

#Resilient

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@Jjohns___ Never give up on your dreams

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@therebd73 @bu_wildmann_38 Well done. If there's one thing every garbage can deserves, it's privacy.

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@MatthewRSimmons Tell him to be careful. Sympathy laughs now will lead to a life of dad jokes.

[Ethical Skeptic ☀ @EthicalSkeptic]

Be on the alert, because here is what is coming next.

Drawing from old undetected cases (a lot of them are there), and calling them 'suspected' or using AB tests to detect them - but reporting them as current Covid cases.

This is a trick called Legacy Data Laundering.

[Ethical Skeptic �� @EthicalSkeptic]

https://t.co/eGloLN9Kgd

"As states reopen, U.S. sees ‘unmistakable’ rise in coronavirus hospitalizations, former FDA chief says"

[Ethical Skeptic ☀ @EthicalSkeptic]

Despite what liars may tell you, both fatalities & hospitalization census continues to drop nationwide. The tail of this pandemic has shed light on the breadth of corruptness in humanity at its core.

889 fatalities - 12.5% lower than a week ago. Tightened the window to 14 days.

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@MatthewRSimmons I think that’s one of the symptoms of the Rice-a-rona virus

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@Physical_Prep @BodybyBoyle @GuruAnaerobic @spikesonly @GrantSSC @CoachAlanBishop @bighousepower @carmenbott @Coach_BrettB @WSWayland @greenfeetPT SSB Squat, Power Clean+Push Press, Barbell Rows

[Ben Cormack @CorKinetic]

I have made one of the lectures from the update FTM online free to watch - Back pain assessment

https://t.co/CvaDROFxql

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

A lot of people are probably wondering what they can do from their homes to help the world weather this storm. I have a serious proposal for you in these trying times: Call your dumbest friend.

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@zboman Don’t forget to calculate in the surgery and physical therapy bills to cover the overuse injuries.

[Jordan Syatt @SyattFitness]

Don’t get so caught up in needing to do the most that you end up neglecting to do the bare minimum.

[Dillion Evans, DPT @Dfunk92991]

@philbanks80 I've almost posted about that phrase 100 times. I hate it. It's such a cop out phrase based on subjective truth. I typically hear it used by people justifying poor behaviour for personal gain. Makes me want to knock the millennial out of someone.

[Doug Kechijian @greenfeetPT]

@GuruAnaerobic @Ekaitzsaies Was just thinking how crazy it is that the mark of “success” now is making enough money so that somebody else can raise your kids during working hours.