Christopher💎

My tweets are my own. Not of anyone else's. Don't like them? keep scrolling son. I tweet to express, not to impress. Got banter? I shall fall in love with you.

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you look like Beyoncé on Instagram and Snoop Dogg in person? 😕

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@UberUKI_Support hi can you
follow me please so I can DM you my issue

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@UPS_UK hi I need help please. I’ve got a parcel awaiting collection at my local pick up point however I’ve not been sent a pick up code by UPS so I can collect it. Your reply will be appreciated thanks

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Hi I need urgent help please… I had rearranged a parcel to be delivered yesterday however it didn’t turn up and I’ve had no update since… please help
@RoyalMailHelp

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@UberUKI_Support Thanks for you reply. It was through Ubereats

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@Uber_Support hi I need urgent help with an incorrect delivery I’ve received please?

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Hi my concert tickets have now been sold. When should I expect to get paid?? @AXS_UK

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Bernice - *Rubs temples*
Bob - Oh is that a….
Bernice - A hot flush? NO! It’s murderous rage!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 pure obsessed with Bernice she’s always delivering the goods ♥️♥️ @sammeegiles

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Why yes Gladiators is returning next year with new faces but let’s face it the iconic AF @themarkgriffin will always be the best Gladiator to ever breathe and that’s a fact!!!!! Trojan is KING

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Definitely loving my custom made T-Shirt 🤣🤣 I am sure
@sammeegiles agrees it’s iconic!! ❤️😂

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@NOW

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@TessutiHelpTeam I’ve just sent you a DM with the details

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@wldnslife @ScreamMovies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the best tweet my god for saken eyeballs have seen in 2020 and they’ve seen a lot trust me 👏🏽👏🏽

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@DebraStephenson No problem ❤️ my favourite scene has to be when Shell and Denny escaped from prison and visited old Bodybag and Bobby 😂😂😂😂 talk about an iconic episode x

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

Having a #BadGirls boxset marathon and I cannot stress enough how much I truly sodding well adore @DebraStephenson as Shell Dockley and her amazing one liners 😂😂😂😂😂 you portrayed her brilliantly. No one compared to our Shell ❤️❤️

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@rexnewmark Absolute sort 🚀🔥

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@RoyalMailHelp Thanks for your reply I sent a DM with my details

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@RoyalMailHelp Hi I’ve sent you an urgent DM please can you respond when possible. Thank you

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@Mattjohnsons #NugzAreLife❤️

[Christopher💎 @DiamondGeezer22]

@RobGibbon4 @nenemartini_jcm @sarajcox 😂😂😂😂 rob I can’t cope can we be besties already??

[ℓєєуα @L_Cdat]

i’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes 😂