Minnesota Dick

Miller Lite 4 Life; Chairman of the Board of Hot Hockey Moms; You Kick a 100% of the Punts You Take

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

Rooting for the Chortle Bro’s in the Royal Burl Oaks Stroke Off Cup today.

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If old man Wentz could chuck a dart he hits Addy in stride and we have 25 more seconds. I thought 3 would fall asleep in his car again for how long he waited for that ball. #vikings

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Hey @DaveStPeter can you please throw two birds in the air toward the Polands on behalf of us long time Twins fans who don’t deserve this shit? Much appreciated. Thank you!

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

Maybe she was the garbage truck driver?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

So glad you asked, @JessicaTarlov.

Yes it's true, early voting has been more female, and if men don't show up, Kamala could win. BUT, had you dug a level deeper, you might have been shocked to discover early voting this year has been MORE male than it was in 2020. We are actually running ahead of our projections.

Most importantly, the R proportion of the EV is significantly larger than it was in 2020.

In Arizona, Republican are beating Democrats in EV by 176K votes and are on track to eclipse 200K by Election Day. And we're bringing out more low-propensity voters than Dems. Our ballot chasers have *already* turned out over 140,000 low-propensity voters (!!) built relationships with over 400,000 voters, and we are on track to turn out around 50% of those voters (!!).

In Wisconsin, IPEV is beating VBM totals by +264,000. Why is that important? IPEV is historically much redder than VBM and the IPEV is overwhelmingly from hard GOP counties. Democrats' VBM seems to have just dried up and vanished?

In PA, where we're also active chasing votes, the Democrat firewall in 2020 was 1.1 million. That number is down to 395K. Once again, Democrat VBM seems to have not shown up.

In GA and NV, whe're we're also active, the Republican rurals are roaring. The biggest VBM drop off in both states is in Democrat urban strongholds. We are up by over 40K in Nevada, and even though GA doesn't have partisan voter reg data, all modelling shows us up in EV there too.

Yes, men need to turn out for us to win because that’s always been true. But because of the hard work of groups like Turning Point Action, I'd much rather be Donald Trump right now than Kamala Harris.

WIth all due respect, Jessica, you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

So @ClayTravis is on the #EpsteinClientList

Knock me over with a feather

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@sodakgarrett @TennisminusT Ha, we’re you actually able to keep a straight face while composing that reply?

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@RepMaryFranson Mary, with all due respect, please go fuck all the way off with this fringe extremism fear-mongering. You’re in the minority now, I’m sorry you aren’t handling that very well, but please just crawl into a hole and take your wacky tinfoil hat BS with you

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

I’ll be riding my bike around today. Look for an old jacked guy staring at all the ass.

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

@MinnesotaMiners @Moms4Liberty @RonDeSantis @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerMcCarthy @LeaderMcConnell @RepPeteStauber @RepChipRoy @Jim_Jordan @EliseStefanik @RepBoebert @RepMTG @RepMattGaetz @RepAndyBiggsAZ @TomTiffanyWI @NikkiHaley @SenatorTimScott Holy shit, you are a massive pussy! Get over it already

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[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Minnesotans are pushing to legalize adult-use cannabis and expunge cannabis convictions.

Let’s get it signed into law.

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@Tbyrnes2 @PatKessler Crybabies that don’t approve of this? Yes, of course! Puff puff pass homie!

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When Summer

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@TennisminusT @TwinsPrez @Twins I guess I’m not as important as the Shark Fin guy Mr St Peter apologized to. Feeling discriminated after this long drive - not to mention awful time in Murderapolis.

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Hey @TwinsPrez I came from the IRON range to brave out Minneapolis tonight to see the @twins play tomorrow. Cancelled? This is my second stabbing today, after Nicollet Ave.

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@tequilareviews @ochocinco Thats’s the chili 🐐^^^

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-18 degrees won’t stop me.

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@JoeOrlando_22 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

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@JoeOrlando_22 good season. Always next year.

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@1kalwaysopen_ Can’t stand Philly but AJ is 100% right on this one. ju Ju always a 💩

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Horse shit list. Anyone would welcome Justin J.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What a great game. In hindsight pretty terrible call to decide such an unreal superbowl Both QB’s played out of their minds. Mahomes earned the MVP and title of best player in the league

Young Gun Rankings

1. Mahomes
2. Hurts
3. Allen
4. Burrow
5. Lawrence
6. Jones
7. Tua

[Minnesota Dick @DickMinnesota]

Second half score disagrees

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Fought until the end

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