TiredAsAMother

Just a mom trying to be better than the day before. A constant seeker of personal growth and of remembering who I am. Pro “dancing like your 18 forever”

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So thankful it is now acceptable to share uterus photos! Here’s a photo of mine and an IUD floating in my abdomen. Take care of yourself ladies. This could’ve been another miscarriage. Looks like it wasn’t stress doing weird things to my body these last 2 years as previously told

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When life gets tough, surround yourself with @RiflePaperCo !

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My 7yo loves animals!

Me: look at these cool animal photos I found from 1979!!

7: Wow, was that before nickels were made?

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7s virtual teacher just told the class they are going to need their “slate” for the next lesson. Mass confusion!!! I had to translate it into “whiteboard.”

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Seriously? @DidYouAskMom

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@IMomalogues I have a breast milk stain on my shirt and smashed cheerio on the butt of my way too tight yoga pants.

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@MomHatter @Jeremysgirl5150 @tessa_ryleigh @savingtwinkles @Musings_of_wine @JoshuaLeePwllJr @Artizzahn @Feisty_Ginger_6 @ScarletSoul66 @Rebellious6061 @Romeo051009 @walmartswarrior @WtfKayla69 @MindOfGeoffrey @MsJayLee22 @DorkusRob @dirtlife0 @architextbry @wurlybird27 @KMDgoBlue @eniledam05 @jdstalnaked @BigHeadTed29 @LouBonomi @Gamzplayah @Hayyoooh @Leon_Cooper @ZeeMarkyMark @dadmann_walking @xTiffVicious @DadSays4 @elledani7 @caffeinechick @EshaeNic @Countrifiedgent @RichP222 @mira_veronica9 @tawnymmhs37 @laurenfaith1016 @stephanieck72 @EndofIMusic @SamRC1987 @dejavudad @areminivanscool @Real_Gen_X @ICantEven001 @snarkymomtobe @AMomInTheWild @CuddleFairy @BettyMWhite Felt the same way ... sorry!!

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@MsJayLee22 I miss my spicy potato taco! @tacobell

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@Jeremysgirl5150 @tessa_ryleigh @savingtwinkles @Musings_of_wine @JoshuaLeePwllJr @Artizzahn @Feisty_Ginger_6 @ScarletSoul66 @Rebellious6061 @Romeo051009 @walmartswarrior @WtfKayla69 @MindOfGeoffrey @MsJayLee22 @DorkusRob @dirtlife0 @architextbry @wurlybird27 @KMDgoBlue @eniledam05 @jdstalnaked @BigHeadTed29 @LouBonomi @Gamzplayah @Hayyoooh @Leon_Cooper @ZeeMarkyMark @dadmann_walking @xTiffVicious @DadSays4 @elledani7 @caffeinechick @EshaeNic @Countrifiedgent @RichP222 @mira_veronica9 @tawnymmhs37 @laurenfaith1016 @stephanieck72 @EndofIMusic @SamRC1987 I’m doing this for you @Jeremysgirl5150 ! I just picked the first person with the same letter.

Hot cocoa @DidYouAskMom
Real tree @realtoughdad
Gingerbread @GingerKittyMama
Classic @classicdad
Star @SnarkyMommy78
White @WorstCassie
Michael @MomHatter
White @WalkingOutside

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@Jeremysgirl5150 @tessa_ryleigh @savingtwinkles @Musings_of_wine @JoshuaLeePwllJr @Artizzahn @Feisty_Ginger_6 @ScarletSoul66 @Rebellious6061 @Romeo051009 @walmartswarrior @WtfKayla69 @MindOfGeoffrey @MsJayLee22 @DorkusRob @dirtlife0 @architextbry @wurlybird27 @KMDgoBlue @eniledam05 @jdstalnaked @BigHeadTed29 @LouBonomi @Gamzplayah @Hayyoooh @Leon_Cooper @ZeeMarkyMark @dadmann_walking @xTiffVicious @DadSays4 @elledani7 @caffeinechick @EshaeNic @Countrifiedgent @RichP222 @mira_veronica9 @tawnymmhs37 @laurenfaith1016 @stephanieck72 @EndofIMusic @SamRC1987 @mommameetsworld @KerriChristian I vote Tropical where it’s ok to be a hot mess every day.

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Family announcement! You’re not doing me a favor by saving the heels of the bread for me! I only eat them so we don’t waste food ... not because they are my favorite 🍞

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@modernmomese Magic Mushroom Powder, Tony Cs Cajun and Nutritional Yeast Seasoning!

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@MomHatter I totally get it! 🤣🤣 And I felt your embarrassment with every word you wrote!

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7 had her physical today:

Doctor: Take off everything except your underwear.

7: I didn’t wear underwear today.

Me:

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@MomHatter No!!!!! Bahaha🤣🤣🤣😭

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@MomHatter Mortified!!

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I accidentally put my underwear on backwards today and don’t really care ... my love handles could use the tummy flattening technology!

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One year ago today, a midwife stood between my legs with an ‘envelope opener’ - “you can wait for the nitrous or I can break your water and he’ll be born now.” I was too scared to say I’ll wait and said “ok, I’ll have him now.” Happy 1st birthday baby boy! #birthptsd

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Hopefully, children that grow up after the pandemic will never have to comprehend the disgust that comes from a napkin wet from the tongue of their mother!

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Bahaha!