Joel O'Connor

I'm that guy you know. Remember me?

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@JuneHathaway I genuinely hate "doggo" but I'm an old GenXer, so I try not to complain so I don't get side-eyed by Millennials and Zs.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

ME: OK, time to get my taxes going.
BANK WEBSITE: Eat butts, dingus, we're broken.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@JacobPCurtis There can be only fun.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@AricToler Awww dang, he's in Amsterdam, the Kyiv show's canceled.
https://t.co/5sRNmwOpzT

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@pattonoswalt It's citrus high notes
Are making my lips pucker
And we have splashed some on the floooooor

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@HPE Your support website sure looks down...

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

If you want to, you can totally heat up salsa and eat it like soup. No one's stopping you.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@WhiskeyBrannan It's BONKERS and only gets BONKERSER as the seasons progress.
#JohnEarly

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

Schrödinger's Vote

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

I've watched literally every episode of every Star Trek and loved them all. But the one thing that will always disappoint me? 806 episodes, no fart jokes.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@RealEngineered @tokyo_jon @SenSanders There are literally zero people in the world worthy of your unquestioning devotion to Elon, ESPECIALLY Elon.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

Apparently I joined back in 2007.
I STILL DON'T GET IT.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@mtgreenee Oh, you need to GO.
Unacceptable.
Resign.
https://t.co/wze35MBes0

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@RimuruMurumaru @ScottMGreer Those teenagers were driving their SUV through campsites and charging at people, after previous nights of others being killed in drive-bys by racists.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@RimuruMurumaru @ScottMGreer I don't call it terrorism.
I call it sedition.
I call it an attempted coup by fascists.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@HowleyReporter Pretty sure smashing windows and bringing IEDs isn't "peacefully" you fucking chode.

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@RimuruMurumaru @ScottMGreer Saying BLM and Antifa brought guns and IEDs to protests, and then invoking the name of George Floyd. Weird flex.
https://t.co/rYHmfvvfPb

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@RimuruMurumaru @ScottMGreer Oh yeah? Did you hear all that from https://t.co/jucOhPtkjM?

[Joel O'Connor @DigitFinger]

@KatieDaviscourt Yeah, people in tents feeding each other and giving peaceful speeches is TOTALLY the same thing as storming our nations Capitol building with guns and IEDs in an act of sedition by fascists.
Fuck bricks you ding-dong.