Dispekful Piece Of Shrimp

I am a real shrimp that works for NASA

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[100 @yh_me2]

keep talking, I’m diagnosing you

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

protecting myself from the horrors

[🇵🇸🌸 Juli 🌸🇳🇴 @JuIi_Kuli]

Everyone there knew you

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[Dispekful Piece Of Shrimp @Dispekful]

@wo31sm3 @Reneaaa777 This made me laugh so hard I think I’m gonna puke

[apple :3🐾 @purplkitten0_xd]

i dont freak unless froken to

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*wades gayly through the marsh*

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[pant pooper @thekingbugs]

and is there a Mr. Sogynist?

[grace ꪆৎ @chaeriiqt]

my favourite kink is unprompted reassurance

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

come on childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

[★NDH★ (Pet Coms Open!!) @NateDHernandez]

I had this ocd thing where I had to imagine the worst case scenario all the time bc I thought if I could predict every terrible thing it can't happen or surprise me but it just used to leave me anxious and scared all the time

[chezza ➠ @6chezza]

therapy ain't enough I need to fight my dad

[Dispekful Piece Of Shrimp @Dispekful]

I feel like No one talks about this aspect of OCD

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

this is what my ocd checking behaviors make me feel like, i can't just go on a walk or have pasta i have to make sure everyone's okay with that first