Mike

[emily may @emilykmay]

people asking me "what if it was drug or alcohol addiction???" to which I say: "i do not want to spend my one wild and precious life monitoring my spouse because they have patterns of traumatizing and destructive behavior."

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@Kurr_da_goat @UlyanovRahim Battle for Spain by Antony Beevor

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

Trump was reelected because people memed themselves into believing we were in a recession and engaged in boots on the ground military conflicts only for him to tank the economy and initiate actual boots on the ground military conflicts

[Neeraja Deshpande (SF Oct 21-28 🎃) @neerajadeshp]

@jennfrey It's antisocial behavior (canceling plans on a whim, cutting off friends, etc.) being normalized in part due to the ease of the phones and in part due to obnoxious therapy culture. Also lots of social media valorization of that type of behavior.

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@boyhell Home run: Pregnant and opening up the custody battle.

[boyhell @boyhell]

1st base: creampie
2nd base: first real fight
3rd base: watching her take her psych medication

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I miss her emotional outbursts

[Jayvibye @jayvibye1]

people like me don’t come around twice. but I’ll let life teach you that..

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@janedesires Her stalking me lol

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Sorry I'm late I was trying to get my ex back

[fleetwood jac @altitudinarians]

flipping through hinge like hmm maybe i should just kill myself instead

[ِ @ryanjpegg]

downloading hinge is the same as starting an onlyfans

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@SexWorkAdvocate @mountainnrover @LexusBledel Big creep energy from bro 💯

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

First date idea: I make you quit your job

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

if you miss a woman, you’re not busy enough.

[Natalia ☭ @cybermaenad]

The mass production of labubus is the first priority of the socialist planned economy

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@Funksmama The rest of these guys can cope all they want ima keep shootin my shot.

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

@offbeatorbit At this point CCs are just how they are in America, the pitfalls of using them are obvious and it feels like the people complaining about CC debt are just being childish.

[Mike @DocHawkeye7]

Never realized how much tweeting is reliant upon substance abuse lol.

Some of you got some bangers tho ngl

[Danny Loner🧃🧃 @Dannyisaloner]

I feel women are too emotional to be a president of a country.