An official parody of David McDermott

I write cartoons about superheroes and robots and monsters and aliens... and most recently, dinosaurs, kitty-cats, and monkeys.

[An official parody of David McDermott @DoktorCalamari]

@4cade1 @xmentas @xmendirector @stevenmelching Congrats! I always hoped sneaking a little book larnin' in would pay off for our audience. 😉

[An official parody of David McDermott @DoktorCalamari]

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@hanoodlez Yup. I thought once I broke in, I'd be IN.
But no. Gotta break in EVERY. DAMNED. TIME.

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WOW! 🤯Did you know you could make a cake 🎂 at home with only 3 simple ingredients?? #StandWithAnimation @DoktorCalamari

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@CyberpunkGame Ray Tracer and the Countess of Lovelace

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@NVIDIAGeForce I'd love to play #Cyberpunk2077 with @stevenmelching

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@DougTenNapel IIRC, Neverhood was on the cover of EVERY gaming magazine at least once!

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Yeah, they're bargaining in good faith... 🤬

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I wonder how many Hollywood hyphenates are currently striking against themselves. 🤔

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Dilemma...

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I just signed a @iatse petition: Open Letter to Walt Disney Animation Studios/Disney Leadership. Sign here: https://t.co/JV8YEp8bnK

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And I thought I didn't get much accomplished in 2022...

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Hey, how are you doing? You need anything? No? Okay, well, I'll be right over here if you think of anything.

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My apologies, y'all... but I want to win stuff! https://t.co/MWgLCq14WV

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Herschel Walker thinks the vampire lived in Charlie Brewster's attic. He didn't. He lived in the house next door.

Herschel Walker.
Not ready for Fright Night.
Not ready for Congress.

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@pattonoswalt Look, I just REALLY like the Buffalo shrimp. 🙄

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@stevenmelching Few airworthy B-17s... and from one quote in the NYT, that was the ONLY airworthy P-63.

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@stevenmelching 12 years old, the only person in the theater. 🙀

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I just backed #WrittenByKids on @Kickstarter https://t.co/MswJr3XvIv

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Open your eyes, sheeple! The new McDonald's Boo Buckets don't even have LIDS! 😱