Dominic Ortega

l love chili cheese hotdogs and nachos. I'm pretty sure Falcor is my spirit animal. Biped.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

THIS is how you retrieve the kicking tee! Like Tommy Boy! 🤣

[Premier League @premierleague]

Sir Alex Ferguson was tasked with rebuilding @ManUtd and returning them to the pinnacle of English football. He did that, and then some. This is his story.

#PLHallOfFame

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

EVRASIS New Remix : Don't look back in anger 👋
🎶 You ain't ever gonna shut my mouth
Soo city can wait
They know its too late are we're back on fire 🔥
They're soul slide away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say 🎶

#ManchesterDerby

[Adam Driver Says @adamdriversays]

"𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙈𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚."

📽 Adam Driver as Officer Ronald Peterson in The Dead Don't Die, 2019

[Area51 @area51org]

Bad Astronomy: The infrared heart of the Tarantula https://t.co/pALeRXcasw

[NASA Ames @NASAAmes]

We are going.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

1 million refugees in one week. That’s how many people have been forced to flee into neighbouring countries from Ukraine.

If you do just one thing today, please donate to @Refugees: https://t.co/c0lq1MZyt9

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Hubble Deep Field : This photo was taken by focusing the Hubble Telescope in the emptiest part of space for 10 days. Every blip in this photo is not a star, it's an entire galaxy

[GOAL @goal]

Today could be Lionel Messi's last Clasico 🥺

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Dominic Ortega @Domathon78]

@LuvEvelynClaire My nose started to bleed after reading that a second time.

[Dominic Ortega @Domathon78]

@ChinnyXO1 My nose started to bleed the second time I read that.

[evenyoubrutus @evenyoubrutal]

How awesome was this moment when the music cut out and 110,000 sang Mr Brightside in full a capella @sbell021 @EUpchurchPhoto @Misopogon @AceAnbender @Jalford85

[Henry Bushnell @HenryBushnell]

two make the Olympic team, one doesn’t.

Alex Walsh, 2:09.30
Kate Douglass, 2:09.32
Madisyn Cox, 2:09.34

Absurd

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

11 years ago today. https://t.co/f2Zmxljexu

[Brian Kleiban @b_kleiban]

Any questions? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael Wottreng @MWottreng]

Epic night for @joekuzmin in a 2-0 @Chas_Battery win.

✅ PK save
✅ Assist
✅ Clean sheet

➕ Nicque Daley’s fourth goal in his last six matches

#CHSvCLT l #CB93 l #UpTheBattery

[Charleston Battery @Chas_Battery]

🥾 & 🥄

@joekuzmin and @joelbunting10's connection that secured us the three points 👊

#CB93 | #UpTheBattery

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Maybe it’s just me but I can’t get past the fact that the FBI Director set up a phony tip line for people to report information about Brett Kavanaugh, then secretly funneled the “relevant” info to the White House, then covered it up for two years AND HE’S STILL THE FBI DIRECTOR

[Dominic Ortega @Domathon78]

@AndyRichter Looks just like my door. Good to know I’m not alone in this.