Individual 1 Jr.

Czar, Trump Organization. Honorary Prince, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Son, Brother, Husband, Boyfriend. I♥️🐘 #Parody

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

Just in case it wasn’t really obvious already, we’re all as guilty as we look.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

And so am I!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

He’s Connected to Jerry Nadler... and Russian State Media https://t.co/6gZpzzhKHN

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

Nice.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

I did make a call after the Trump Tower meeting, but it wasn’t to my dad. It was to a guy who happens to be a Kremlin-connected real estate mogul, but we weren’t talking about committing treason like the libs would have you believe. It was just light conspiracy and sedition.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I did do it once before, but that’s not me in the picture. 🙄 #Bullshit

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Just kidding. I love @JeffFlake.

Hang on, y’all... there’s someone banging at my door.

Oh shit, it’s the FBI. Ummm...

#MAGA PLEASE DONATE TO MY LEGAL DEFENSE FUND

@realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump HELP

@EricTrump BE A GOOD BOY AND DONT EAT POO. NOT EVEN YOUR OWN.

[Joshua Lander 🇺🇦 @lander]

No, bud — it’s over. Your dad’s a Russian asset, and you don’t come back from that; there’s no such thing as an ex-KGB agent, after all. Y’know what’s even worse?

I bet you‘re a Russian asset, too.

#TrumpResign #ResignTrump

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Actually, what I meant to say was that this is really shitty pandering.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@DaleWyte @ChristusPatriot @Interstate_85 @almostjingo @grizzlemeister @TheTrumpLady @DonnaWR8 @breaking9111 @RealMattCouch @rentonMagaUK @ReneeCarrollAZ Huh. Like, voluntarily stop? Sounds like a bunch of cowards to me. Imagine how the true patriots who put their country first have felt when they were barred from joining the military because of their race, gender or sexual orientation.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@lander @JohnDoeSoetoro @BarackObama Ahem.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@basketcase1969 @lander @JackGeo11365653 @BarackObama No, that’s me.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@DonaldJTrumpJr My girlfriend told me so. Or was it my wife? I can’t remember.

Anyway, my point is, the liberals are trying to put me and my family in prison just because we sold some America to Russia and gave some journalist to the Saudis to torture.

Actually, they might be right.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@Infantry0300 @TeaPainUSA @JDB10101 @DonaldJTrumpJr I’m having a baby? OH. MY. GOD. I wonder if it’s my wife’s or my girlfriend’s. Oh shiiiiii....

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@ASHSANGKA Pssst —

Hi. I’m actually a parody of myself. That is to say, I’m a parody account. I mean... this is. I’m not an account. I’m a guy.

Anyway, you should check out @TrumpedPlay, because it’s produced by a whole bunch of people who feel the same way you do.

— The TRUMPED Team

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

I stopped wearing diapers a long time ago. That’s a typical thing for a Crooked @HillaryClinton liberal to say.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@ImmaculateLoo @PluckyQ416 @LouiseMensch IT WAS THE ONION

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@Thunderdan_mavs @theSeanHannity @BenSFletcher @BriJoyceBennett @lander @queenofoxes @epiphanymia No trials! My daddy promised me no trials. He said if someone wanted me to be in a trial he’d have to use his “pardon cannon”.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@Thunderdan_mavs @theSeanHannity @BenSFletcher @BriJoyceBennett @lander @queenofoxes @epiphanymia I am also just like the real thing! Same name, even.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@lander @snoaps @ponzilina @krassenstein That’s a troll account. Don’t ask me how I know.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@redwytch @foxedandfiends @BenSFletcher The Kush wrote a Christmas song called “I Saw Bubbe Kissing Santa Klausberg”.

[Individual 1 Jr. @DonaldJeniusJr]

@BenSFletcher @emrazz @Downeyangel @restaurant_mom Shhhh! Eric is still awake.