Donovan Elk

Your friendly neighborhood gay Elk. Married to @VividSyntax. Icon by @KuzmaZolotov. He/him.

[Donovan Elk @Donovan_Elk]

@USA_Polling Wouldn’t data centers infuse a ton of AI/Wall Street money into strengthening aging power infrastructure? Why not use their stupid bubble to our advantage? Require them to build clean power that hooks into the grid. Austerity won’t transition us to a low carbon economy.

[Donovan Elk @Donovan_Elk]

@daveweigel Some people screencap 5-year-old tweets. But the real heads screencap 20-year-old blog posts.

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@ReapthewhirlSL @vanillaopinions The state requirement isn’t so that YOU have car insurance. It’s so that the other guy that side-swipes you, totals your car, and injures your family has car insurance.

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@sciencemuseummn Hey @sciencemuseummn, according to your website, your Omnitheater projector before you upgraded in 2019 ran on 70 mm. You couldn’t pull that thing out of storage for some late night showings after the museum closes, could you? For reasons. @odysseymovie

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@ThatRandyQ @WxLLxxM It’s funny how that chart makes 35mm anamorphic look like some weird, bastardized format in comparison.

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@DeadRealityTheo @juegosnoguey One of the most famous tellings of The Aristocrats was by Gilbert Gottfried after his 9/11 joke bombed on stage. That was on 9/29.

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@cosmorxn @mattyglesias The reason “nobody gives a shit” about Last Jedi is because Rise of Skywalker was such a catastrophe. Last Jedi would have been fine for the middle story if JJ actually planned the trilogy ahead of time.

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@Liam_Popcorn Racist conservatives still confirming Obama’s instinct that he could never, ever show anger.

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@135_ENT @TheWapplehouse I had a whole collection of movies on my hard drive iPod and watched Lord of the Rings on an international flight in 2006. Such was our lot in life.

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@CantEverDie He’s awkwardly avoiding picking a real vs deadname and pronouns. I guess he doesn’t want to go full chud in writing.

[Donovan Elk @Donovan_Elk]

@Ronniejr5518 @itsjustyaknow @Srirachachau Cyclospora denialism may be the quickest, most pathetic cope yet. At least this time, ivermectin is closer to being the correct treatment.

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@itsjustyaknow @Srirachachau “A president of the United States can’t directly affect the economy or gas prices.”

We just didn’t dream hard enough.

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@kevinhannaford @ryangrim @elonmusk Uh huh. And then what happened after Trump cut the funding?

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@arcademan @stopher9779 @ProjectLincoln @RepNancyMace Is there any credible evidence that Jeffrey Epstein died while in the custody of Trump’s DOJ and Federal Bureau of Prisons? I’m sorry that’s so inconvenient for your conspiracy theories.

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@kevinhannaford @ryangrim @elonmusk So the Trump-cancelled government program called Thing Preventer had nothing to do with preventing the Thing for 60 years? And now that Trump is making a new government program called Thing Preventer 2, it’s a brilliant move?

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@Clayonthebeat11 @DefinitelyASpud @Timodc What depositions? Their court cases were years ago, hence Trump doing post-conviction pardons. Where did I say what is weaponized?

[Donovan Elk @Donovan_Elk]

@VTrashman @LetsGoBack___ @gerardtbaker That mug shot was for Trump’s racketeering indictment in Georgia after he told the Georgia secretary of state to “find 11,780 votes”. The case was charged within the state of Georgia, not by the DOJ.

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@Clayonthebeat11 @DefinitelyASpud @Timodc There were convicted by juries of their peers at trial after the presentation of evidence. If you don’t trust in that system then you don’t believe in “#Law&Order”.

[Donovan Elk @Donovan_Elk]

@Clayonthebeat11 @DefinitelyASpud @Timodc Wait, your side likes law enforcement officers again? Just as long as the assault and sedition convictions get pardoned?

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@gamemediafan17 @realjuneegbert2 What if I told you he’s also into literally the gayest show ever made? He drew this shortly after season 1. You have to be deep into Hazbin to get this kind of character nuance. And to be that accurate on Sir Pentious’ extremely brief redesign from the last episode.

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I love that Stonetoss does the opposite of LARPING, where he pretends to hate the woke cartoons, but is clearly intimately familiar with everything that happens in them. He writes in-character dialogue and everything. He did it for Hazbin, too