Doug the Diabetic

Are you a comedian? I’ll write jokes for you. I’ll work for McRib coupons. Contact me! Proudly #BlockedByTrump. I convey subtle enthusiasm. #LFGM

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

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[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

https://t.co/nwQNTJaf54 #gop @GOP @MAGAVoice #maga @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @StephenM @PeteHegseth @JDVance @PamBondi @PressSec @marcorubio @SecKennedy @SecBlinken @SecScottBessent @HawleyMO @tedcruz @seanhannity @IngrahamAngle #MagaIsDone @FoxNews @NEWSMAX @OANN #LockThemUp

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@Tony61661783 @Ashleyo4h Your math needs help too.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@Ashleyo4h Yes. 66 y.o. were born in 1960. And so is your grammar.

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@DougWahl1 Yes. He, and his followers, are out of their f-ing minds.

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@EastEndJoe I instead predict joyful parades, fireworks displays, people everywhere dancing and hugging like a Knicks Times Square watch party, spontaneous orgies, a Nuremberg-style trial being planned for his entire administration, and trays being passed around of celebratory cocaine.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@MysterySolvents His eyes seem glassy. Like something has influenced them somehow.

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@Damaan4u33 Absolute zero.

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@MrJohnJnr F. He should spend the rest of his life in prison.

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@TulsigabbardR2 I lost respect for him across the board back in the 1980s. It’s only gotten worse.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@LucasSa56947288 A

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@EliteMan091 I know. The man isn’t wearing a fedora.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@UnrealBluegrass I keep hoping for a well-placed meteor or a well-timed lightning bolt, but I’d be ok if lettuce does the job.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@AndrewKolvet @RobSchneider "I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."

In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.

Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@AndrewKolvet @RobSchneider Kolvet, stop spreading your bullshit to the undereducated yokels who make up the cult. Everybody but MAGA knows Trump lost, and everybody reports that. Even Fox News. What you do is try to help him destroy the Constitution. He needs to be removed from office, in handcuffs.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@OptiChris_Prime @MidwesternDoc Polio? Seemed like a miracle. Fill me in on your details.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@lady_mint2 @MidwesternDoc Polio? Seemed like a miracle. Fill me in on your details.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@itznogoud @MidwesternDoc Polio? Seemed like a miracle. Fill me in on your details.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@Jackie62448533 @MidwesternDoc Polio? Seemed like a miracle. Fill me in on your details.

[Doug the Diabetic @DougtheDiabetic]

@drtaubraun @MidwesternDoc Polio? Seemed like a miracle. Fill me in on your details.