Tim Jump

Old geek spending not enough time gaming. Surprisingly happy.

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@TheKingOfKingK First time I’ve ever seen a full day of maintenance and naturally it happens on one of my three days off at home.

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@StirringDragon @elonmusk We’re all robots, albeit robots more boring than you.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100

[Jamie Moffatt @Guestyperson]

Imagine: you’ve moved in with your partner. They’re making coffee in the morning while you’re taking a dump in the perspex shitting cube in the middle of your kitchen.

[Robert 🇺🇸 @RJinIowa]

@lyzl

[toxic king @toxicking]

We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people

[Joe Dempsie @joedempsie]

Must absolutely not be told to:
• Wear a mask
• Take a vaccine
• Be background checked before buying an automatic assault rifle

Happy to tell other people:
•What they can do with their bodies
• Who they can marry
• Who they can fuck

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Tim Jump @Drek]

If I met a girl wearing these outside of a convention I’d probably propose on the spot.

[Nicholas Meyer @NicholasMQ]

My friend A.L. Hern showed me this amazing thing. Someone is a real entrepreneur! #StarTrek

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@AdamSessler My formative years were in the 80s and I can’t think of a more quintessentially 80s song than this. An arguably horrible plasticky passionless song that you couldn’t stop hearing everywhere.

https://t.co/Nge7NBGKRV

[Tim Jump @Drek]

Three phrases that customers believe are some kind of magic incantations:

- “I’m considering cancelling my account”
- “I want to speak to a manager”
- “I’m going to talk to my lawyer.”

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@elonmusk @teslaownersSV @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 Fuck you.

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@firmbutts Fuck that shit, I would’ve totally lost money on that fight.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Tim Jump @Drek]

@VoteRandyFine Look, moron, we all know what you’re doing. It’s the typical right-wing strategy, you lie and lie and lie some more and hope enough people are stupid enough to vote for you. Gotta keep that money rolling in, you corrupt piece of shit.

Guess what? It’s not working this time.