Ronan Stafford

This is the real Ronan Stafford. Now how to I get one of those verified stickers?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.

[Matthew Hankins @mc_hankins]

. FOR THE
. Benefit of Mr. JOE PUBLIC,
. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐵𝑟𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠.
.
BREXIT
. Or, 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐶𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑅𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

. Being a play in three parts

[John Harris @johnharris1969]

Spread this far & wide. "The crash of 2008.. can you think of anyone who stuck up for the bankers as much as I did. I defended them day in, day out."
H/t @YvetteCooperMP

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: https://t.co/fmhcfTunbm

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

Mahna Mahna!
Doo do doo do doo
Mahna Mahna
Doo do doo do
Mahna Mahna
Doo do doo do doo, do doo-doo, do doo-doo, doo-doo do do do do do
Mahna Mahna
Doo do doo do do
Mahna Mahna
Doo do doo do
Mahna Mahna
Doo do doo do doo, do doo-doo, do doo-doo, doo-doo do do do do do
Mahna Mahna!

[BBC Reality Check @BBCRealityCheck]

We've said it before... The UK did not (and still doesn't) send £350m/week to the EU @BorisJohnson . https://t.co/PPllLXSHiH

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Some thoughts on time zones:

I'm in Louisiana, which is six hours behind.
Jacob Rees Mogg is in Somerset, and he's 400 years behind.

[Susan Calman @SusanCalman]

I hope it doesn't all kick off like this when I'm announced as the next James Bond.

[Ronan Stafford @DroffatsNanor]

@eggshaped Fishy aftertaste?

[matt @RobboRobson21]

@MitchBenn @greg_jenner Lib Dems.....MOBILISE!

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Now is your chance to elect Liberal Democrat MPs right across Britain. Help us, join today: https://t.co/UxdG6QNfgk #generalelection

[John Leech @johnleechmcr]

So this just happened in #Manchester Council, but don't worry because we're all in it together, eh? #MCC #MCCBudget #Budget #Council

[Ciara Stafford @CiaraStafford]

I - I just- what??? I think the word is flabbergasted. Thank you @WildlifeMag https://t.co/RCg1vo4eDb

[Jamie Glackin @JamieGlackin1]

Here is a short summary of the last 48 hours for Theresa May.

[Joel Gleicher @JoelG_88]

The awkward moment when the new President of the United States plagiarises Bane

#Inauguration

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Everyone who sent Nick Clegg a powerful message about tuition fees at the 2015 election - that's all worked out pretty well in the long run.

[Buried News @Pravdauk]

Someone asked me why I read German History, at the time my answer was one day it might be useful. And that day as arrived.