Doctor_Curly ∞/21M @Drs_Curly - Twitter Profile

Every wonder what life will be like for you vs the people who don't buy Bitcoin? Let me tell you. In 10 years, life splits into two timelines: BITCOINERS: Live in private citadels powered by volcanic nodes. Their children don’t go to school—=, they go to protocol optimization bootcamps. They eat steak aged in time-locked multisig fridges. Every Tuesday, they vote on-chain to exile anyone who says “fiat.” Their therapists are AI models trained on Saylor quotes and Stoic philosophy. They wear tungsten-lined robes and speak in block heights. Happiness is denominated in time saved, not dollars spent. NORMIES: Still waiting for their CBDC to clear so they can buy two bananas and a cricket protein bar. They live in federally subsidized pods and eat synthetic optimism grown in FDA-approved vats. They spend 6 hours a day completing climate compliance CAPTCHAs to earn carbon credits. Their smart fridge rations their cheese intake based on social credit volatility. They stream reruns of Wheel of Diversity hosted by a neuro-linked, trans AI version of Jimmy Fallon. Their car won’t start until they mouth a pledge of allegiance to the IMF. You could’ve bought Bitcoin. Instead, you bought a Peloton. Now you’re biking to hell on a debt treadmill powered by your own tears. Bitcoiners escaped the matrix. Normies subscribed to it. The choice was always simple: Exit the fiat simulation or Become DLC for BlackRock’s dystopia.

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Doctor_Curly ∞/21M @Drs_Curly

over 1 year ago

@AdamBLiv Genius 👌🏻

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Doctor_Curly ∞/21M @Drs_Curly

over 1 year ago

@FractalEncrypt @knutsvanholm So cool! 🔥

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The ₿itcoin Therapist

@TheBTCTherapist

over 1 year ago

30 seconds of wisdom from Michael Saylor https://t.co/Ry4VoDWSPy

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Doctor_Curly ∞/21M @Drs_Curly

over 1 year ago

@stackhodler Zum wohl!

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Saifedean Ammous

@saifedean

over 1 year ago

Every bitcoiner has experienced years of ridicule and insults for believing in bitcoin. When bitcoin hits new all time highs, it is tempting to remember everyone who said something stupid to you and go back and rub it in their face. But you remember that gloating is not nice, and that it is wrong to take joy in the misery of others. And you also fail to remember most of the inconsequential and utterly forgettable nocoiner losers and you can't be bothered to look them up. But this is bitcoin, and bitcoin is different, so I suggest you not let manners or laziness get in the way! Do not resist the urge to point out to the nocoiners they made a huge and very expensive mistake! They truly messed up and could have changed their life to the better if they got into bitcoin. And this was very obvious to anyone who would take the time to see it, but they chose to be smartasses and make stupid jokes instead, and now they're enjoying the consequences. It's important to point out the consequences of their stupidity to them, because most fiaters are incapable of understanding things unless repeatedly told to them by someone in a position of authority. People who say stupid things about bitcoin are not just making their own pathetic selves poorer; they are also impoverishing all the people who have the misfortune of listening to them. And they are impoverishing the whole world by delaying bitcoin adoption and allowing fiat inflationary debt slavery to continue, with all the poverty and mass murder it creates. Bitcoin needs to be rubbed in the haters' faces relentlessly until they stop saying stupid nonsense about it, or until they lose all credibility and audience. No matter how bad gloating is, fiat money is worse. Manners can wait until after fiat is dead. So get out there and make a nocoiner cry today, because they should be crying! Their stupid shitcoin has never been more pathetic or less valuable than it is today, and the sooner they cry about it, the sooner we can be done with it.

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