Dwosk (Andrew)

words have a way with me

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To my beloved followers:
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must now announce my retirement from #Laundry. After more than 10 years, and countless back-breaking hours, I will no longer be heaving and sorting my dirty clothes into overpriced, poorly designed,

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The difference between a tavern and a taverna? The quality of the tzatziki

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@baconflavoring @SteadyLosing Poor

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@LondonBluePod A Lille lucky

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@DrewfromJersey 0/100 balls at this point

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@sweatystartup @SahilBloom Write goodly

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@PDChinaLife How does that old saying go?

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@BigDaddyDegz How many people are wondering this

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@Matt_Law_DT First home?

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@PFTCommenter

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Real Madrid players in the ESL after realising that Florentino Pérez is the president of the league:

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Is the opposite of “insurmountable,” “surmountable”? Or is it simply “mountable”?

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@BigDaddyDegz ‘F*ck up commas, f*ck up some commas yea’ - Future- Nancy

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@NeveraDought Me and you... only guys who ever had. Just sharing music back and forth.

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I don’t understand? Time is a flat circle...

[Phil Hughes @PJHughes45]

Every year we turn the clocks ahead, then back, ending up exactly where we were. Do we really need this? It’s not like time is changing. We’re just manipulating clocks. Dumb

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@ChelseaFC 😔😔😔

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@MDwoskin Someone please help this poor man

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Life hack:

Use these twitter hacks

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

A Twitter hack:

If you see a great tweet getting a lot of traction, jot it down, think on it, make it better, re-write it and schedule it for a month from now.

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You live only once #yloo

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Imagine complaining about having the #1 offense in the NFL

[Ralph “The Weaver” Laurentois, CFA @BigDaddyDegz]

These kind of decisions cost you games and seasons. Despicable especially when you have #1 offense and #32 defense!!

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Question for @SharpFootball:
Can you track Tackles for Gain? Tackles that result in 1+ yards after contact