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[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Remember that recent viral tweet that was like "environmentalism is conservative now", and every second headline since then is some variation of "republicans to allow national park to be reduced to smouldering wasteland"

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Absolute clownery. We are at war. He’s not in the Middle East assuring allies, coordinating operations, or overseeing operations. No. He’s cosplaying as a real warrior. An Infantry officer who didn’t graduate Ranger School so he has to dress up like the actual qualified soldiers that did.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Beelzebubb Rubb @mtskullcrusher]

You got what you wanted.

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[James Fulton @James_Fulton22]

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Hunter Biden is my princess Diana

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

defunding the fire department and then being like 🤓☝️ um actually this was inevitable once earth developed an oxygen rich atmosphere.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[Scott Stedman @ScottMStedman]

"I'm always going to vote for whatever a foreign country needs" is a truly mind-numbing take from a U.S. Senator.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Trump admin screwed this up and now the price of beef, already high, is going to skyrocket again

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Kurt Vonnegut kinda nailed it with this one

[Freedom Fed 🌐🗽🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦 @fedtanyl]

The elderly: famously not recipients of government aid

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I think a giant imperial military blob with an unwieldy and overfunded warfare state making catastrophic tactical decisions by misusing expensive equipment in unsuitable conditions is among the most believable things in that entire movie

[loomdart @loomdart]

everything on the internet is rage bait if you think something isn't rage bait and is genuine its just future rage bait

outrage and anger are the only things that get people to do anything online anymore and so everyone has optimised for it

really struggle to see how this gets any better, kinda sad

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.