E.M. Zerr

Best known for my six volume Bible commentary. ... What do you mean you've never heard of it?

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@AWDicus Maybe if you wrote a better song...

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@JamesOrrDD @FilipinoPreachr Don't listen to him, Junrey. He's a Presbyterian.

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@BartonWStone I'll contribute to a razor fund for @JamesOrrDD if it means getting rid of his grubby beard.

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@FilipinoPreachr You must not have April Fool's Day over there, do you?

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Remember hearing about the white smoke from the first conclave when the 1st century church cardinals elected a pope? Me neither.

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@EHBoyd Does that mean you're not coming to my fall of the papacy party?

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@RCHLenski My apologies. I thought you were a Lutheran.

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@RCHLenski Don't even try to get started on that. If you believed in the one true church you wouldn't be a Lutheran.

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@RCHLenski Of course I know that! But I doubt you're familiar with the phrase "one true church."

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@Albert_Barnes My commentaries are simple and concise. They were written for the common man.

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@RCHLenski If they were really smart they'd sell my commentaries.

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@Albert_Barnes The broad way leads to destruction. What's that saying? The road to hell is paved with Presbyterian commentaries.

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@EdwardJosYoung Ugh! Not another one! Did @JamesOrrDD invite you on here?

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@BartonWStone @DavidPurviance Only a Calvinist believes in an unconditional election.

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@JamesOrrDD OK James, thank you for your apostasy.

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@filipinopreachr Don't call @jamesorrdd "brother." He's a Presbyterian.

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@filipinopreachr I just searched the ISBE. Guardians of the Truth is as absent as @JamesOrrDD's Presbyterian Church.

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@JWMcGarvey @TheDanielSommer And what about Biden? A laughing hyena?

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@LLPinkerton @DudleyBHaile If you keep with the animal theme, you could also make the preacher a wolf in sheep's clothing!

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@MosesELard Maybe Twitter should have reminded you of the 140 character limit!