Brandon Early

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Why haven’t we found a better way to start a car commercial than “introducing the <modifier> redesigned/reimagined/new <model>”

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Loved seeing #Korea enter the opening ceremonies under one flag! #PyongChang2018

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@AmericanAir talk to AA2667 Captain Wilson. Whatever your systems tell you doesn't describe the SNAFU

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@AmericanAir can someone please look into the fustercluck that is today's AA2667 RDU ORD? 2 planes, 7 hours, logistics nightmare

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@VforVictoria_ Looks like Scout is a willing taste-test volunteer

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Pool ✅ pink wine ✅

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@SeanAFowler Not widely available

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Why are #wine bottles so small?

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Super tired after a long travel day. What still has no appeal? A neck pillow.

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

3 hr delay leaving @loganairports - I sure hope my lobstah roll doesn't get antsy

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Drinking a beer while grocery shopping is one of the best inventions of the 20th century

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

The neighbors are playing DMX for their July 4th picnic...

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

For every retweet, I will pet Jake Yapper and tell him he's a good boy. He doesn't like today's heat.

[Clinology @clinologyllc]

On a plane with a group of high schoolers, many on their 1st flight. Amazing privilege to get to see the world with my raising and job

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@patrickal_brown Yes.

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

@patrickal_brown I was doing the same thing in CLT, but with less whining

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

If you get a good shot on a drone, would it vaporize like a clay pigeon does?

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

If you think my bro-in-law looks dapper in a hard hat, wait til you see him eat a shrimpburger https://t.co/6IVe3Ltn12

[Coronal Energy @CoronalEnergy]

Eglin AFB site tour today with Mike Walters, #coronalenergy Dir. Project Development. @Jmikewalt9 @GulfPower @SwinertonSolar

[Brandon Early @EarlySB]

Trying to explain the concept of 6-pack abs to a toddler who has only seen them on his costumes (and never on his parents) #parenting