Erik

Run hard to first & play good defense. Good BBQ comes from experience; experience comes from poor BBQ. Came home by way of Johnson City, TN. Not your attorney.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaredStillman The dang ol’ stream rules dang ol’ man

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@Jon__Reed I was really hoping in the presser follow up he was going to say *in Ludacris voice* “I said that you’s a hoe, HOE!”

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaxEsq “Find the remote because my program is coming on!”

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@Tyre_94 Exactly. Never lower than double after moving the decimal, but I’d be inclined to make it an even hundo.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@ItsMattsLaw They’re now scheduled for a deposition on the 31st. Costumes encouraged.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@DietCoke_Esq “I hope you read this with the respectful tone I intend”

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@zandermercury My conspiracy is that he was either embellishing his injury and it annoyed the decision makers or he was far more injured than they let on.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaxEsq I’m no chef, but that appears to be a PERFECT soft boil

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaxEsq

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@MorePerfectUS This is the plot of a Joe Pickett book.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaxEsq No better way to feel like a team than everyone collectively hating the trust fall.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

Me in Bellevue, TN circa 2005.

[J∅kër Kîng 👑 @j0ker937]

I mean, who doesn't love some George Strait?

[Chaz Molder @chazmolder]

Started a new job today, at the state’s first community college, teaching Business Law. Learned as much as I taught, and am excited for Thursday’s class already. Been on my bucket list for a long time.

PS—I didn’t give up my day job(s). @ColumbiaState

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaredStillman Love it, but Escalade?! Come on!

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaredStillman You will HAVE to watch the Mike Borgonzi quarter interview

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@CHARLES2U_ @traviebird00 Haha! I remember that.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@JaredStillman I really hate to read that.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@CHARLES2U_ @1025TheGame They should’ve paid the guy.

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@CHARLES2U_ Dang, where did you see this?

[Erik @EdubyaBenton]

@Prawfish @ProfLadyUsman Jackie Chiles! “Who told you to put the balm on?!”