Elian Avila

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[Elian Avila @ElAvilaC]

Ya quiero tener 40

[︎️️‎︎️️︎️️︎️️ً @astrofgs]

the feeling of holding a slim girls waist is unmatched bro

[StephHQ™️ @altardsteph]

Guys. I can’t believe I’m saying this. I’m the last person to say this. Dont burn me at the stake but I think women need to stop consuming so much hate media about men. I think it’s rotting the brains. Not every walking person or man is the devil. I promise.

[RAVENLOCK @Ravenlock_FGC]

How it feels having failed to get into the tech field

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

Fun fact: Patrick Clancy ran the Boston marathon on April 15, 2024 in memory of his three children, whom Lindsey Clancy murdered. He raised $75,000 for the hospital that treated his youngest son whom didn’t make it.

So fuck you if you think he had anything to do with it.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[nQthing to see here @NQthing2see]

My wife, who is pregnant with my third child and has had psychosis from being sex trafficked made a valid point today:

If Lindsay Clancy really did have a one time psychotic episode and killed her kids AND was a caring mother she would plead guilty.

[✮ @areheon]

pokemon needs to stop remaking old games and start making sequels i wanna come back to hoenn 15 years later and find out wattson got divorced

[Elian Avila @ElAvilaC]

@NightmareFoxxyy Prime mike Tyson with a gun tho

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

2008 shovelware games running on a console with just 500MB of RAM had better-looking water than we get today on modern hardware

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

the younger crowd on tiktok is saying they struggle with journaling because they don’t know how to do it without being performative for anyone/their future self reading it … there’s genuinely no hope for the psychological damage that existing solely to be observed has inflicted

[khary ✰ @NotKhary]

not being in ur prime and having ppl still fw u is so crazy like this not even the real me right now

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Just realized 50-year-olds were 25 in the year 2000 and that ruined my whole day

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Guy dressed as the grim reaper was just driving a car with my exact social security number on his license plate. Probably nothing

[orla 🕷 @orlamdden]

sexless x-men movie incoming

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Any woman who does this makes her judgment worthless by the act itself. You should feel great being despised by such a creature. Exactly the sort of person you want to avoid.

Remove the Woman you've installed as a judge in your mind. No one can shame you without your agreement

[JT @jiratickets]

>send potentially life changing risky text
>anxiously wait for her to text back
>pace around the room
>phone buzzes
>instantly check it like a trained dog
>it’s an email from chick-fil-a telling me they updated their privacy policy