Samuel Rogers

Through my preaching I was instrumental in giving to the world Benjamin Franklin. No, not that one...

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@RCHLenski There's no place for that sort of vulgarity here.

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@DudleyBHaile I often tell the story of how I was kicked by a Presbyterian mule.

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@FrederickSommer @TheDanielSommer It gets worse. You didn't see the dancing ferries.

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@TheDanielSommer @FrederickSommer As if Twitter is any better! Pshaw!

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@MosesELard No rice means more room for the general tso dog and sesame kitten.

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"@TheDanielSommer Real preachers don't need Power Point. RT @cofc_projector: The big question is this:" What's a projector?

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@otherbenfrank I bet he meant cart. I don't know what a car would be. Whoever that Max Lucado character is needs some spelling lessons.

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What's all this talk about a draft? You people need to quit whining and put on a sweater.

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Some of the whippersnappers have mocked me for using my horse and buggy. But with gas prices these days, who's laughing now?

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Whitney who?

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Seeing commercials with talking animals doesn't make me want to buy their product, it makes me want to cook & eat their spokesperson. #aflac

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If you fall asleep while sitting in the outhouse in mid-afternoon on a cold winter day, you may well be getting sick. #backwoodswisdom

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Just saw that Slim Jims contain "mechanically separated chicken." I'm not sure what that means, but I reckon it's probably unclean.

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@dudleybhaile Do they make "Breakfastables" with country ham and grits?

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Time to start digging a new hole for the outhouse before the yule logs start dropping.

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@vmmetcalfe A pineapple under the sea? I think you've been eating too much of the kids' Halloween candy.

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Fall back? I never sprung forward. Such arrogance to think that man can arbitrarily move time.

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I abhor religious symbols & the plus in Google+ reminds me too much of a cross. So I think I'll stay here on Twitter.

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@thedanielsommer @DudleyBHaile It makes me chuckle to hear someone born in the 19th century called old. You boys don't know what old is!

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@nbhardeman @agfreed Viagra? Is she the widow of brother... oh what's his name? Can't remember, but I believe he was from Canada.