VolneyMinor Metcalfe

You can call me Uncle Minor.

[VolneyMinor Metcalfe @VMMetcalfe]

Can't sleep... I love the kiddos, but visits to Chuck E. Cheese are traumatic... all the running, noise, and puddles of various fluids...

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@OtisAsaBurgess @BartonWStone @RCHLenski @DudleyBHaile I received a notification reminding me I needed to find some lunch for the kiddos.

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Told the kiddos, "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding." Lots of good instructions there in the old psalms.

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@AWDicus They might be giants, but I'm picking the Patriots.

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Went to a birthday party with the kiddos & got roped into dressing up as a clown. Might have been OK, except they thought I was a piñata.

[VolneyMinor Metcalfe @VMMetcalfe]

Why does everyone keep calling me Santa?

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@DudleyBHaile Except this sounded more like a Justin Bieber concert.

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At an 8yr old's birthday party with the kiddos. I think my ears will be ringing all night.

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@DudleyBHaile Well, if Obama is President for much longer, I probably won't be able to afford Lunchables to give to the kiddos.

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@DudleyBHaile I don't believe the kiddos would eat Lunchables with blood, even without a Scriptural refutation of the eating such.

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Made Halloween pie for the kiddos. You take all the leftover candy, put it in a pie crust & bake it. I don't envision them sleeping tonight.

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@EM_Zerr Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? @RLWhiteside!

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Yes, I've been eating the kiddos' Halloween candy. No, I don't feel guilty about it.

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Watching the kiddos today while their mama is sick. The cartoons are melting my brain.

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Babysitting the kiddos today & ended up with Barney songs in my head. Why did Noah have to take those things on the ark anyway?

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@dudleybhaile And how would the kiddos get by without their angry birds?

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@TheDanielSommer @WCurtisPorter I don't know Harry Potter. Any relation to the Potters that started that Bible college in Bowling Green?

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@RLWhiteside @AmosHayden If I've got to play Saruman, I at least want to borrow @TheDanielSommer's axe for when the Ents come.

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The kiddos sure love me. Especially when I let them stay out late and eat donuts before bed!

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The kiddos always want to see what the other chaps are saying on here. Are there other kids who do this? Or are these kids especially odd?