Eldon Swain

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@sarah1mc

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@sarah1mc When I'm rushing on my run and I feel just like Jesus' son.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Venerable old museums weren't designed with modern traffic flow. But no worries, they can put up some signs. “Turn right” is just one example.

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@AnneHatfieldVO

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@MomOnFire

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@MoMohler Clarksdale. No other state in the Union can make that claim.

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@WilliamAder

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@ALadyNamedKatie

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@kristabellerina

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@ThisLocalHater GET AT ME, DAWG!

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

God said to Abraham, “kill me a son”

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Don't quote Broadcast News and tell me it's Network.

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@AnneHatfieldVO

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@20th_Centurygal

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Realizing you have an opinion about the next James Bond is like stepping off a curb when there's no curb.

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@AnneHatfieldVO @RealGabbyHayes

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[molly @angelinrealtime]

it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman

[Eldon Swain @EldonSwain]

@angelinrealtime OMG! I was trying to think of something witty to say about Jimmy Webb and I totally blew my own mind! Jimmy Webb also wrote Up, Up and Away for the Fifth Dimension! And Bob Dylan has called Wichita Lineman the greatest song ever written...

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