Elk Lord Elian

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

I am not a snob. I just have high standards that no ones seems to be able to meet.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@WhiteRhinomite Well said!

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

I enjoy long walks, especially when they are taken by people who irritate me.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@mrs_tubs I must agree with that, madam. If you are ever looking for an eventful night with a handsome Stag, I'd be happy to accompany you.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@treepi_ I agree, the youth of the forest are much too bold these days. They lack the respect and dignity of our forefathers.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

People always come up and ask me how I get my antlers so polished. I always respond "How dare you speak to me?"

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@thegiraffeclown I feel your pain, sir. These American ruffians are always out to shoot me and my people. It's for our large racks I suppose

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Door ways really should be wider. As I went to pass through the theatre doors I'm ashamed to say my large rack became stuck. #wellendowed

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@WhiteRhinomite It is truly a shame to see such a beautiful part of the Rhino anatomy removed. Horns are such a great part of our culture.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@Turtle_Cake9000 @sharkopter I agree,this air-born beast is a threat to us all. I fear for the sake of my Forest Kingdom. He must be stopped

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@AngryProfessor1 It is quite a lovely feeling, is it not?

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Looking for a new cook. Our last one made the grave mistake of serving venison. Needless to say, she shan't be finding work soon.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

If someone asks me why I'm so horny one more time, I swear on my family's fortune, they will get such a tongue lashing!

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@WhiteRhinomite I agree, this monstrous act must stop. We must band together to stop the hunting of our horned brethren.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

When you walk into a room and realize you are far better than everyone else.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

@AngryProfessor1 This childish attempt to capture the interest of buyers is simply laughable.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Blowing out all of these candles before bed is quite a job. Being a walking chandelier can be taxing, I must admit.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Will be meeting with the Senate again to discuss the abolishment of elk, deer, and moose hunting seasons. This godless act must stop.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Just had my brass hooves polished. All the better for stepping over the common dreck of society.

[Elk Lord Elian @Elk_Lord]

Perfect isn't easy but it's me.