Emily Jane

- Single Father Of One, Trophy Husband, Musician, Lover Of Lists And Capitalizing Every Word -

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

Kylie doesn't have twitter but someday she'll see this and see that KY I LOVE YOU YOURE SO STRONG AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU BEST FRIEND

[Loky @lokymann]

i be in the house like i'm on probation

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

@tesssparker @jessica_pat15 Girl I moved to kentucky a few years ago and the derby might just be the death of me 😭 how many horses have to die for you to take cute pics in derby hats

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Once again, our nation mourns after a senseless act of gun violence – Jill and I pray for the lives lost and impacted by today's shooting.

Too many Americans are paying for the price of inaction with their lives.

When will Republicans in Congress act to protect our communities?

[LMPD @LMPD]

ACTIVE SHOOTER UPDATE:
The people who lost their lives today:

- Joshua Barrick, 40
- Thomas Elliot, 63
- Juliana Farmer, 45
- James Tutt, 64

[LMPD @LMPD]

Officer Nickolas Wilt, a new officer to the LMPD, ran towards the gunfire today to save lives. He remains in critical condition after being shot in the head.

[VALORANT @VALORANT]

She’s already got it all planned out. Harness the cosmos and control the fight as Astra, the newest Agent in VALORANT.

[YouTube Gaming @YouTubeGaming]

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[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

how will my some of my family survive this year without making fun of me for not eating meat </3 tragic

[Intel Technology @IntelTech]

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[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

@eveemeej I am so upset that you’ve never seen Harry Potter - how

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

@larose_kylie

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

my mum just texted asking if i wanted an 'army assault course experience' for christmas

mother you birthed me but we might as well be strangers

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

#septicart #inktober

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

#septicart #inktober2017

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

Lonely. https://t.co/dbS3UB6zzH

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

he can't save the bees like i can girl

[Emily Jane @EmWasntHere]

You don't have to love or stay connected to any family members that are harmful to you or make you uncomfortable. End of story.