emilie spiegel

DILF anthropologist

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Yo bananas are the fruit version of snails

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@devonhdolan As ever please give my best to your dad.

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Idk who invented making bell peppers real tiny but honestly, slay.

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@cj_prin Good tweet

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Babybel is so cunt

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@TheNYFF @bleeckerstfilms @FilmLinc Dream blunt rotation

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@TheNYFF @bleeckerstfilms @FilmLinc Swag unrivaled.

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Hbd to my DILF-ass boyfriend who loves Phil Collins even more than I do and also will never see this tweet. Upper thigh tat tbd.

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Ty to everyone who dropped Canadian Glizzy pix. My brand is Glizz

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Do British dudes take their girl to kilogram town?

[erin chack @ErinChack]

When you’re writing something by hand and you get to do a Z, it’s like oh boy here it comes, weeeeeeeeeee

[𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 🎀 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

Not a man on earth working as hard as Dave Matthews.

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@TimGrierson This is why we’re friends

[emilie spiegel @EmiNotEm]

@bendandSNAPPER Some of us never stopped.

[bell 🦇 @yukitxnda]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[pj @pjayevans]

To be on the planet at the same time as Johnny Knoxville is an honor that is not lost on me