Emily in 2022

screaming into the void

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Head's up to my less than 300 followers I will henceforth be using my Twitter account primarily to air out my grievances with corporations

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@Coppell Charles opening another person’s mail is a federal crime and you are well aware of that

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@tylerhiott Keep his daughter’s lyrics out of your mouth

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@elizabetchhhhh Ive thought about this tweet a lot over the past 9 years but especially this morning when I had to take my parents to the airport on 3 hours of sleep and almost had a panic attack, sorry if this is scary I just needed to let you know

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if black people are telling you the blackout squares aren’t helpful, and you’re still posting them, ask yourself who you’re posting them for

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

🎶 This aint no disco.
🎶 And it aint no country club either.
🎶 This is an abandoned Papa John’s that has been overtaken by a vicious possum colony

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

LOCATION OF INJURY: 𝒩𝑒𝒸𝓀 / 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓇 / 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 / 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓅
WORK-RELATED? ⬜️YES ☑️NO
CAUSE OF INJURY: 𝒜𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹 “𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑒” 𝒾𝓃 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓈

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

My gym just called me to “make sure everything was okay” and I didn’t start crying but dammit I should have

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@adamwest023 Thank You

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Baby Yoda to Testify at Impeachment Proceedings

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Email Debt Forgiveness Day but for friends I forgot to follow back on Instagram promptly and now can’t without revealing I haven’t been following them for years @replyall @PJVogt @AGoldmund

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Ya’ll can “ok boomer” all the live long day but when Dolly Parton speaks we shut the hell up and listen

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@The_Erinn Im relating to this on a spiritual level

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

No YOU’RE having cold wings for breakfast

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@adamwest023 This is a pretty layered (not unlike your aforementioned thermals) concept but I think we’re onto something here

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Hey folks I got a I got an idea how bout a reverse trick or treat where all the neighborhood kids bring me candy? Please pretend you’re reading this on Halloween

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

#cancel Coppertone that dog needs to go to jail

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@adamwest023 Hey bud u ok?

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

@adamwest023 @SlimJim I mean

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

My doctor gave me the sweetest compliment the other day, she said she thinks I’m “coming unravelled”

[Emily in 2022 @EmilytheHiott]

Went for a run in Mueller and got lapped by like 7 tweens wearing race numbers before I realized I was crashing a middle school track meet. Anyways I’m going to State?