RespectableWorm (Chaz)

I'm here to honkytonk

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

“dont listen to the sirens odysseyus” Excuse me dont listen to women?

[kaylee ♡ @zany_zeglian]

alternate universe where all humans talk like seals

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An elderly woman makes cat accessories and uses her black cat as a model to sell them.

[arra @arraIives]

it took me 80 years but i found the video

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

pleading insanity on my speeding ticket

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

When they delay your flight at the airport, you'll see at least three people walk up to the gate agent and say "Excuse me, I am the Emperor of the Universe"

[greg @greg16676935420]

In Alaska it doesn’t get dark enough for fireworks so they do this instead

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Florida Man carries an alligator like a baby...a six-year-old alligator with a T-shirt on.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Detective 1: Look at all these shell casings

Detective 2: Yeah, he sure loved pistachios

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

dude i’m not letting you in my house bruh you’re clearly on sprite

[The Wizard of Poz @tenthousund]

running at a cop on all fours as fast as i can then saying just kidding

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

grogu chicken fries impaired my ability to drive

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[caitlin @smileycait444]

There is demonic presence in Walmart at all times

[Cantaloupe @ElopeCant]

Driving by a mental hospital on a first date and saying, "I used to live there"

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

Jackass is about hanging out with your boys and having some laughs and touching each other

[RespectableWorm (Chaz) @tylerhiott]

@SceneinCinema CT