Emmy Robinson

we did our worst, and that’s what matters.

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i hate change it makes me uncomfortable

also me: if something big doesn’t change soon i am going to go insane

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

hobbies include meeting the worst man on planet earth and wishing he’d want me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my pigeon wife sharing a smooch before i go provide for my family (picking up crumbs from the sidewalk)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

vet said my cat is very handsome and I said thank you like I’m his biological mother

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Damn New York is amazing right now last night Mamdani tucked me in and brought me some sleepytime tea.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me, talking to my cat: idk | just feel really sad lately
My cat: hey buddy, you know what would cheer you up?
Me: please don't show me your butthole
My cat, already turned around: this is MY butthole

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[j @jadeymoon]

microdosing hell by thinking

[❀ @deallium]

self harming by always having at least a little bit of hope

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me