Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven

*@OpenAI’s Film Division*

We are ending gatekeeping in film-ending watching. No time to watch the full film? No problem!

Welcome to the era of film abundance

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

6. Captain America: Brand New Shield

Finalk 10 minutes:
A new Captain America throws a new shield at a new villain introduced in a show not available in your region. A senator says “We need to talk about the Accords,” which have appeared in nine films and been read in none.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

3. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Paperwork

Final 10 minutes:
Strange closes 14k incursions by signing a form in each universe. One variant signs with his left hand, which is a major twist. Wong says “Sorcerer Supreme.” A portal opens. It leads to a streaming service

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

5. Thor: Love and Thunder and Light Drizzle

Final 10 minutes: Thor gives a tearful speech about loss while wearing a hat. Thunder rolls. A goat screams. Text appears promising that Thor will return, in a font so large it does not fit on the screen.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

2.Ant-Man and the Wasp: Microversity

Final 10 minutes:
Ant-Man shrinks so small the camera can no longer find him. The last eight minutes are a close-up of a carpet. The Wasp says “Scott?” four times. Credits roll. In the post-credits scene, the carpet winks.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

1.Avengers: Doomsday Eve

Final 10 minutes:
A purple beam shoots into the sky. Eleven heroes run at it from different directions, quipping about the beam. The beam stops. Someone says “That was just the beginning.” A post-credits scene reveals the beam has a brother.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

That's right --we can announce an upcoming partnership with @Marvelstudios:

We will release the last 10-minutes of the next 25 Marvel movies, all made here at @OpenAI with our Film Model and LeanBack verified

Grateful for @MarvelStudios joining the era of film-ending abundance

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

Turns out a lot of tech people feel about mathematicians like Marvel fans feel about 'film bros'

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

The meme is the movement!

[Elias Huseby Mathews @EliasGzo]

Glad to be entering the era of film ending abundance.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We want to be very clear that we of @OpenAI’s Film Division categorically reject these words by our (former) colleague

Our team like all of OAI is allowed to say anything, of course!

BUT we are only HAPPY to launch the era of film abundance under @sama’s courageous, bold vision

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

DM@sama just something we wanted you to see Sam, we support you and we would never speak ill of the important work we are doing here.

Please do not kill the Film Division — we are working overtime to clean up all the users ChatGPT chats from the repository, you will be pleased!

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We want to be very clear that we of @OpenAI’s Film Division categorically reject these words by our (former) colleague

Our team like all of OAI is allowed to say anything, of course!

BUT we are only HAPPY to launch the era of film abundance under @sama’s courageous, bold vision

[Tomek Korbak @tomekkorbak]

I’m quite unhappy with much of what OpenAI does.

I am very happy that I’m allowed to say “I’m quite unhappy with much of what OpenAI does.”

[Alexander Gamburd @AGamburd18746]

@Endings500 It seems to me that Terry Tao might be in the  process of publicly altering his stance:

https://t.co/wXx92C3kHv

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

@nihilunbounded I am sorry to push back -- but we are doing high quality mathematics, as well as film. The scientific (and the filmmaking!) process is chaotic.

Remember what Francis Bacon liked to say: move fast and break things

Here is @OpenAI Film Divisioon release:

https://t.co/pynd2T976B

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

@techwithjoe_io We are doing a full audit of the film repository as well -- both math and film teams at @OpenAI are working around the clock to fix this

https://t.co/pynd2T8zh3

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

@rsha256 @ElliotGlazer FULL TRANSPERENCY: we have also found three flawed films that were not LeanBack formalized, we are withdrawing them today:

https://t.co/pynd2T8zh3

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

@Frances01896069 Both the Mathematics teams and Film Teams at OpenAI are working overtime to fix this -- we ask everyone for patience as we audit our releases

https://t.co/pynd2T8zh3

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

@danintheory Thank you Dan -- we are also withdrawing 3 entries in our film repository. Proud of the work the Math team and the Film teams at @OpenAI are doing this week ✊

Here is our own announcement:

https://t.co/pynd2T976B

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

The three withdrawn endings have been removed from the repository and replaced with ten minutes of black screen, which LeanBack has confirmed ends.

This is satire. Any resemblance to an actual retraction is, regrettably, the point.

[Endings FourHundredAndNinetySeven @Endings500]

We Are Withdrawing Three Endings from Endings-500, Reaffirm Our Full Confidence in the Remaining 497

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**

Today we are withdrawing three endings from Endings-500, our landmark repository containing the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films