Dread & Butter

Habitual retweeter. Amateur cook. Professional eater.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Fill up their inboxes. Follow up with an email. Don’t let up!! Easy to use tools at https://t.co/uAW0LNuvnF

[‘90s Simpsons Trivia Chicago @woohootriviaCHI]

Our 2023 @woohootriviaCHI #TheSimpsons costume contest! A THREAD. 🧵 First up is your’s truly as the old man with his previous antique cans.

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Elon Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation (admired carmaker, brilliant salesman) to being the Henry Ford of our generation (conspiracy theorist, Nazi-enabler)

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Some days you're happy and some days you're grouchy, and that's okay. #wellnesswednesday #emotionalwellbeing

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes only the third actor from Home Alone 2 to be indicted after Donald Trump and Donald Trump

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

An up-and-coming thinker on the right.

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

HELLO

ABOLISH BILLIONAIRES

They are literally the problem

What is hard to understand lol

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If this button was changed to an “x” it could get really hilarious

[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

Hello, Beyonce. Chicago loves you, too! 👑 🐝

Have fun, stay safe and enjoy night two, everyone!!

Video: @PursuitDopeness

[Brian L. Frye @brianlfrye]

OMG.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Happy #NonBinaryPeoplesDay!

To our nonbinary community: you are seen, you are loved, and you have a governor who will always fight for you. Here in Illinois, we treat our people with dignity and respect.

[Matt Zuro @IllinoisWedges]

Intense tornadoes in Elgin 10 min ago. Twin not pictured @NWSChicago

[bebo, chicago rat czar 🐀 @BebopOtt]

🫡

[Dread & Butter @EntropyAlert]

@1996ID4 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking

[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

Photo of the surgeon tasked with examining the alien:

Don’t you feel reassured that everything’s gonna be ok with this guy running the show?

No?

[girlfailure 💌 @bellinipeaches]

CTA as Taylor Swift Lyrics:

[Old Man Perez @IolaElla]

Hey @chicagotribune editorial board can you please write about this 😆