Eric Berger

Interested in Disaster Response & volunteering, travel, technology, cooking, finance, ham radio & forex.

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

Proud to be learning from and riding with the best volunteers in New York. @bravoambulance #93Adam #SaturdayNightFeverCrew https://t.co/UtOlNsIUxj

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

I don't want an automated response from your AI agent telling me to check the status of my package. What I want is money give me money

[Amazon Help @AmazonHelp]

Hi there! We're sorry to hear there's been delays on your packages, we know how frustrating that is. The most up-to-date estimates and tracking are always in Your Orders: https://t.co/iuQqmFSp5D. If we've missed the date advised then you can learn about next steps here: https://t.co/mkO2QCPB0n.
However, as this is a repeat issue for you, we'd like to get this escalated. To better assist, could you please contact us via DM? Please wait to share any account details until we provide you with next steps. We're standing by! -Issy

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

Hey @amazon "@Samedaydelivery" in NYC is nothing but a lie. Every single time my package gets "delayed" and doesn't show up. What are you going to do for me to make for it this time?

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@JetBlue Every trip for the past 2 years three or four round trip trips from Florida to New York. Every single time. 1-hour delay 2-hour delay 4-Hour delay flight canceled. Every trip for the past 2 years

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@jetblue we landed at LAG over an hour ago and we're still sitting on the taxiway waiting to get to the gate. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@AmericanExpress Why do you have the absolutely most god-awful telephone support process? Every.Single.Time. i call you i have to spend minutes fighting with your interactive voice response which keeps mis-hearing my needs and wastes minutes Every.Single.Time! The absolute WORST

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@AmericanExpress your customer support of your platinum customers is disgustingly nonexistent.

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@AmericanExpress 5 minutes fighting with your interactive voice response because i want to discuss travel health insurance, and after 5 minutes you tell me to hang up and call later becuase you're busy?? Why the hell am i paying you $900 a year for this level of NON service???

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@Uber only in New York. Would you make me run across a crowded two-way street in the middle of winter to catch my cab. Uber You suck!

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@UberEats My food was ice cold. The guy picked it up no more than a mile away from my house and took more than 40 minutes to get to me. Then your app will not permit me to talk to anybody. I want my money back!

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@peakdesignltd I place a $100+ order on 9/14 and you do delivery the 22nd?? What is wrong with you? Could you send it any more cheaply? No one available to simply walk it to Florida for even less? Very VERY poor service to ship so slowly, last order from you for a long time!

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

Hey @elonmusk Bravo Volunteer Ambulance in Brooklyn needs a new ambulance. Anything you can contribute would mean a lot, even if it's just 5 bucks! It's for a good cause, they provide 911 service to anyone in the community who needs it! https://t.co/oJu6elocL6

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@ Xfinity how long are you going to make it take for me to report an outage? I have been fighting with your chatbot for the last hour and it refuses to accept the fact that my internet is out. there's no one for me to call. What does it take to report an outage???

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@unboundmarino It's official - your shipping sucks. WEEKS waiting for multiple orders. I bought into the hype for travel. For what you charge, you should be shipping fedex overnight for free! No more, Uniqlo or something else from now on!!

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@Uber_Support i did - this didn't work, they ignored me

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@uber do you guys care that your map is wrong? Every time you come to pick me up your map is wrong and the driver goes to the wrong place. It gives them the wrong numerical address and then the gate guards give him a hard time cuz he doesn't have the right address.

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@Uber_Support i tried this, it did nothing, they ignored my email

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

So full of capitalist bullshit:
Amazon ends popular Prime service that first launched back in 2018, touts AI alternative https://t.co/OLnjsbYOsm

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@Uber_Support how do I offer you a map correction? You always have my apartment in the wrong place within my condo community

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@joanjett I can't believe I'm today years old and it's the first time I've seen your cover of "Dirty Deeds". I know it's not one of" yours ", but damn girl you rock!

[Eric Berger @EricMBerger]

@uber why are you recently refusing to pick me up and drop me off at my actual location? I know you know what a two-way street is. You can map them in such a way that they would drop me actually in front of my place. It's not the driver's fault. It's your fault. You routed them.