I’m here to tell you that if you refuse to cook, your kids will finally, one day, plan a meal & say they’ll prepare the whole thing but it’s all trick & don’t fall for it because here I am cooking dinner.
I’m no parenting expert, but I can tell you that one day you’re gonna see a random balloon float through the room out of the corner of your eye and it’s gonna scare the shit out of you.
This guide to Fat Bear Week by @rcromwell4 is the best and most useful information you will find anywhere on social media and perhaps even in the entire universe.