Simple Originalist

Litigator, Originalist, and #ErieTruther. Make Supreme Court jurisdiction mandatory again.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@PitBottomSuper @ClarenceMaximus @SamAlitosButler @Opus_Kagan @cjrs_cuck_chair cjrs_cuck_chair is insane lmfao

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

I mean, maybe do your job better and make the claimed “doubt” beyond a reasonable doubt? Pretty pathetic to talk about a juror like this.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

Says he hopes the lone male jurors can sleep at night, and says he wasted 7 weeks of the jury’s time.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@2Aupdates I very much liked that this was included in the Petitioner’s opening brief.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@derek_debus Just get rid of hung juries.
https://t.co/bAnnD3yMHe

[Iacobus Novus @SeamusNua]

Re Clancy case, here is how Allen charges to deadlocked juries worked in better days. History and tradition!

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

Must ALPRs be unconstitutional for Congress to think it’s bad policy and incentivize local governments from using them? I’m highly skeptical!

[Rafael A. Mangual @Rafa_Mangual]

Literally defunding the police over their use of a technology whose constitutionality has been universally upheld by every appellate court that’s considered the issue.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@PitBottomSuper Heller purposefully misread the phrase’s use in United States v. Miller. See Baude & Leider, The General-Law Right to Bear Arms (link: https://t.co/Jh7ptkUL6J).

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@2Aupdates “Brief of Amicus Curiae Patrick J. Charles in Support of Neither Party”
First Sentence: “The Second Amendment is unconstitutional.”

[Joshua J. Prince @JoshuaJPrince]

I’m reminded every day that Congress was right to try to ban TikTok.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

(1) Amicus briefs in district court should be prohibited.
(2) Amicus briefs like this one are unhelpful and waste everyone’s time. (It cites 5 cases in 13 pages.)
(3) Lawyers should really take the time to learn how to use Microsoft Word headings to format documents properly.

[legalnerd @alegalnerd]

Trump, Hitler, & the Big Lie

https://t.co/uCwnC231tB

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

A Judge Bibas opinion on the Second Amendment? What a treat.

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

Looks like the Third Circuit upheld the machine gun ban in a criminal case. Haven't read it yet.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@BobbyBorkIII Brother laser printer. I’ve had one for about 4 years, I print around 1-2k pages a month, and it’s jammed once.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

The 25th Amendment isn’t the solution; it’s electing somewhat normal people.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

Not to be that guy and I know it's not going to happen, but what is the 25th for if not this? Our president is posting fake videos of a fake bombing of a country we're at real war with? Outta words and have been for awhile.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

Ah yes, we should take money from A and give it to B because those A people (those making over $250,000 a year) don’t pay enough in taxes. And even after we do that, those A people still won’t be paying their “fair share” of giving their money to B.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie’s Social Security bill is signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400, 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes and the wealthy would finally pay their fair share by scrapping the cap on all taxable income.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@Philip_Huff Correct, and there’s two ways for the Commonwealth to show it. Here’s a model jury instruction (from 2022) that I found helpful: https://t.co/oJTLOnzKJK

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@eesavka @scotus_wire Section 402 deals with internal delegations of power within USPS. It isn’t relevant to the question of whether Congress delegated a power to USPS. That’s why neither the Defendants nor the Intervener-Defendants cited it in their briefing.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@eesavka Huh? The Public Defenders Service is arguing the D.C. law violates the Second Amendment, not the Commerce Clause.

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

If a man offers to trade a playboy magazine for drugs, is he “using” porn? #Smith_v_UnitedStates.

[Brad Wilcox @BradWilcoxIFS]

We have a generation of young men trapped in the "addiction economy"—and the numbers are staggering:

☑️ 1-in-8 use porn, gamble & game daily
☑️ Almost 1-in-4 gamble daily
☑️ 1-in-4+ use porn daily

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@PitBottomSuper Yep, I meant that photo was the bottom half of the meme. Though if you try to reverse image search it, only his official portrait comes up lol

[Simple Originalist @ErieIsWrong]

@PitBottomSuper You’re right lol, I was being too general.