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Remember Erwin's joke?

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@Haydenfreedom @MolonLabeIII Wait a minute. Our country is named "Austin"? I've been calling it "Australia". Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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@JokerJill69 @Demo4fhs @elonmusk He can't even afford to take care of his 14 kids and you want him to build a town?

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@sakamaoto_ I initially read WC as 'water closet', and it took me way too long to realise you meant World Cup. "Water closet makes summer so much more fun" 😭

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@JThesomething @kirawontmiss Avocado toast has been behind every global financial crisis, t3rrorist attack, male impotence, climate change, and now the housing crisis. Seriously, this goes all the way to the top. If you don't believe me just ask Guac

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@OrevaZSN I think they're aware that the end is coming. I think they know about the threat of climate change and are now just trying to make as much money as possible before we're all cooked (prob literally). They don't intend to try and get us out of this, they don't care.

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@farrm51 I don't like it.
I don't like anything.

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@BSO Please stop allowing people with insecurities about their p3nis size to become police officers

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@RepNancyMace Put some money into education so the US can afford a dictionary.

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Do cops in the States get only 2 weeks of training or something? Anyone unable to properly assess a situation and "threat" level, gets spooked easily, and resorts to firing multiple (FOUR) times at a harmless dog, is not qualified to be an officer. They are a danger to everyone.

[New York Post @nypost]

Horrific bodycam video reveals moment beloved dog is shot 4 times by LAPD officer https://t.co/3kWzSsX4s4

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@tmddyan2 Not good enough. That dad deserves a trophy for Dad of the Year, too.

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@RonniSalt @bigchefjay I think she's against succulent Chinese meals or something

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@daviddunn177 So, Eric Trump eventually realised that the "Daniel Cormier's account was hacked" narrative didn't explain his side of the messages in the exchange, and is now going with "AI did it all" instead?

Why are we living in a shitty US sitcom?

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@lunar_tin_ Yo! I'm in my 30s, aka the "Why aren't you having babies and getting married? The internet is reserved for 14-year-olds" age bracket.

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As I recall, "Billionaires' Lives Matter" was the lowest rated episode of The Twilight Zone. It was one of several episodes not written and not endorsed by Rod Serling, and he even refused to do the opening narration for it.

[TheFutureIsDesigned @designed_future]

Imagine waking up tomorrow and wanting to post on Twitter. But it's gone.

Imagine waking up tomorrow and using satellite Internet on your remote farm or on a boat or in the middle of an archaeologic dig. But it's gone.

Imagine trying to call your family on your cell phone. But there's no reception.

Imagine breaking your leg and going to the hospital, but the hospital doesn't exist, because nobody can afford to spend half a billion dollars opening one.

Imagine wanting to visit your relatives in another country, and finding out that you can't fly there, because airlines don't exist.

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Eren just said something majorly stupid, and Levi and Erwin are cringing hard at his words

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New #eruri illustration 😴

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@YourAnonNews

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No, they'll take your house and turn it into a data centre.

[Anton Kovalenko @0xE1]

@AceRedBand1t If you don't pay the bill they'll... cut off access to AI?

[DrDrDrB @Erurichubbs]

Hug🩵 #エルリ #eruri