Esc. Trump's America

Comedy variety show playing the @edfringe at @frankensteinpub , Edinburgh SCT Aug. 4-28, 8:45 PM.
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All content parody.

[Esc. Trump's America @EscapeTrumpShow]

REPORT: Satan himself frontrunner to replace Milo Yiannopoulos as senior editor of Breitbart. More news to come.

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Me, rooting on Ruth Bader Ginsburg

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

HEY @AOC HATERS NOBODY ASKED WHERE THE MONEY WAS COMING FROM WHEN THE CIA TRAINED CODY BANKS HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

When someone asks you to stand up to the rising tides of nationalism,war crimes at the border,a dismantling of world order,a constant siege on the press,Nazi apologies,obstruction of justice,the undermining of the judiciary,the American endorsement of fascist strongman,(1/568)

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Anyone, be it the President, his staff, republicans in congress, conservative media, or all others who try to suppress the impact of these obvious abuses of power are culpable in a blatent and Nixonian obstruction of justice.

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

When an open mic comic doesn't realize the crowd is laughing at him and not his jokes

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

BREAKING: Rick Gates testifies that Paul Manafort has an itty bitty dick and he pees sitting down

[Esc. Trump's America @EscapeTrumpShow]

WE'RE TWO DAYS AWAY! @shaferward is already there, @Franco_Danger arrives tomorrow, @heykatenichols after that, and potentially @JerrySeinfeld after that if he returns our calls. GET HYPED.

[Esc. Trump's America @EscapeTrumpShow]

Quick poll: Do you approve of the job President Trump is doing, and would you vote for him in 2020?

[Roxy Glad @Glad_to_be_Roxy]

Spotted on the London Overground @shaferward

[Esc. Trump's America @EscapeTrumpShow]

Here we go again! Were at 10pm this year, back at our home at @frankensteinpub for the full run of the @edfringe 2018.

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

That moment when you realize America has adopted the same border policy as Vulgaria in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Trump Kim Summit- Two hours in
TRUMP: **farts**
KIM: **farts louder**
TRUMP: Well played. **tries to fart even louder but poop comes out**
KIM: Everything good?
TRUMP: I declare war

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Trump is a little spoon that has decades of pent up anger about how no women will let him be be the little spoon because he's a dick to all of them, so he takes out his anger by big spooning democracy to death

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Someone: Oh you're a comedian? Let's hear a joke!
Me: Yeah sure, here I think I left one outside
Me:

[Esc. Trump's America @EscapeTrumpShow]

We're coming back! @shaferward, @Franco_Danger, @_kaitlinnichols and more are making their return to @frank_pub_edin for the 2018 @edfringe , August 2-27th!

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

"Government Shutdown...", the President listfully whispers to himself in between spoonfuls of his afternoon bowl of Cookie Crisp, imagining new wrestling names for his post-presidency return to the @WWE

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Not to indulge the president at all, but if I didn't know this guy and someone was like "Oh that's Sloppy Steve" I would believe that's his actual name

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Every time Donald Trump gives a scripted speech, he sounds like he's taking a language class to graduate from school and the speech is the final oral presentation

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

THAT'S RIGHT ALABAMA! ROY MOORE I'D SAY YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP BUT YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE FUCKING MALL
#ALSen

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

I think @MooreSenate is getting so frustrated with these "40 yr old" allegations as he call them because he clearly prefers things in the 14-17 yr old range
#AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate