Beth Shore

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Sarah Fuller @_Sarah_Fuller]

Let’s make history.
#PlayLikeAGirl #AnchorDown

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

A government staffed with actual experts in their fields. The mind reels.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

news anchors after 72 hours of reporting.

[Chilling Adventures of Sabrina @sabrinanetflix]

when it comes to love, brina's going straight to hell. r u with her? @lovecraftsongs

[Beth Shore @Eshore436]

@sarahmcgphoto This little baby is Sabrina and her favorite activities include playtime, napping, and judging me from across the room

[Chilling Adventures of Sabrina @sabrinanetflix]

knock knock knock on the gates of hell. see you Jan 24, witches.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

time for a fight i think

[Chilling Adventures of Sabrina @sabrinanetflix]

when friends want to make plans for friday that DON'T involve sitting and watching CAOS all day...............

[Colgate Men's Basketball @ColgateMBB]

PATRIOT LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!

WE’RE GOING DANCING!!!!!!!

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

@realDonaldTrump Per the CDC, 52,774 Americans die every week (2016).

23% was due to heart disease

22% was due to Malignant Neoplasms

WTF are you talking about?

I attached the data for you. Also, more Americans die from gun violence than this magical "300" number.

https://t.co/4q4EdwU7tF

[Beth Shore @Eshore436]

@Chris_Albano Can’t take how good your luck is that you’d get 10x of the best flavor, you mean

[Chilling Adventures of Sabrina @sabrinanetflix]

Making all your witches come true this holiday season. CAOS continues April 5.

[Beth Shore @Eshore436]

@veronicamars @Chris_Albano I’ve never been so excited

[Beth Shore @Eshore436]

@Chris_Albano Whichever will allow me to play the monster mash on a constant loop for the rest of the month

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest answers to “how’s it all going?”:
- I’m very unsure
- Badly, I think?
- I’m just pretending to work until home time
- I’ve no idea what I’m doing
- There’s so much to do but I’m not going to do it
- Have you seen the state of me?
- I’d rather not say
- Please go away
- No

[Beth Shore @Eshore436]

@TFLN @Chris_Albano did you send this?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Like others, I too noticed that as the game wore on, Tom Brady looked more and more deflated.