Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British Problems when having a haircut

1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.

2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.

3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?"

4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in
cash.

5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror.

6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing
something devious under the cape.

7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.

8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.

9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your
mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!"

10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.

VBP books: https://t.co/fcmrHvmQns

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

Wrong

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Piggybacking off of this, my most American take is that the way Americans write dates (month-date-year) makes a lot more sense contextually than the European way (date-month-year). Listing the month first, for lack of a better word, anchors the calendar day. Why list day first?!

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

My favourite study was one where I had to learn an alien language, it was entertaining and I wish all of them were that much fun

[Prolific @Prolific]

Hey Prolific participants!

We’ve launched a brand new look 🎉 and we’re running a competition to celebrate.

To enter, quote this tweet and share the best study you’ve taken on Prolific, and why ❤️

Prizes and details in the thread 👇

[JB Biunno #HeyJB @WFLAJB]

#BREAKING: Here is Roberta Laundrie’s “burn after reading” letter to her son #BrianLaundrie that a judge ruled to be given to #GabbyPetito’s family today in Florida.

Included is a look at the envelope that says, “burn after reading.”

More to come. @WFLA #HeyJB

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

I can’t seriously believe he is surprised or that it took them so long. He’s been misusing his AP discount since at least 2015 and is literally being sued right now yet still questioning it 😂😂😂😂

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

Unauthorized Disney Ear Headband Creator Trespassed from Walt Disney World Amidst Lawsuit

https://t.co/wpyFCbvlZg

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

In my town and I didn’t see them 🥲

[AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am @attproam]

Bluth Family Reunion @batemanjason @arnettwill

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

Everyone tweeting about Tron at WDW, yeah cool but I went on it literally 5 years ago.. how did it take so long 😅

[The Mickey Wiki @TheMickeyWiki]

Julie Andrew riding It's A Small World is practically perfect!

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

Oh dear 😂

[SHAWN OF THE DEAD @ShawnNOrlando]

Lol this is gonna be a masterclass in fuck around and found out and how to escape accountability

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

I’m so happy 😭😭😭

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Your mission – sit back and listen to the music from the Q Watch in #Nintendo64’s GoldenEye 007, coming 1/27 on #NintendoSwitch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members. 🎶

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

Hell yeah

[David Doak @drdoak]

Some people, 26 years ago, making it possible for you to play GoldenEye007 this weekend.

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

No.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Wait for it…

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Did you really experience your early 20's as a woman if you didn't have a wildly codependent friendship with your best friend that exploded spectacularly and now you never speak?

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!

https://t.co/HFiDcsp6dF

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

My eyes 😅

[Lucy James @lucyjamesgames]

Why is milk so big in America. I just want a splash for my tea, I'm not hand-rearing a bunch of puppies

[Michael @innoventioneast]

Just a friendly reminder that Galaxy’s Edge wasn’t worth it

[Ems 🤸🏼‍♀️ @ExercisingEms]

Damn I loved my pirate room. Lame

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

‘The Little Mermaid’ Theming Replaces Pirate Rooms at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort

https://t.co/DYmITSbLkZ