Darkest Of All Helmets

Of all the helmets, I am the darkest. This is a parody account. For the real thing, go follow @darkhelmetf3...

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

My helmet is so dark, it’s like Brian Regan’s coffee…
https://t.co/s24J2alySJ
@DreddCNC

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@F3OneD I’m just a parody account. I don’t do anything. Ask @darkhelmetF3, that’s the real one.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@f3xbox Not yet…

[Jim Cotchett @F3DancingIdiot]

Looking for information on @thef3foundation! Take a listen to @43feetPodcast with @DreddCNC, @F3DOAH and myself discuss along with how we are raising money thru Dancing with the Stars! donations. Deadline in Sat 3/5! Donate: https://t.co/axLlq2vtWD https://t.co/3nnwsUZ63a

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@darkhelmetF3

[Jim Cotchett @F3DancingIdiot]

Excited to be on this weeks “43 Feet” Podcast with the PodFathers! Ever wonder how someone gets “selected” to be in Dancing with the Stars???? Tune in! @F3Nation @DreddCNC @thef3foundation @darkhelmetF3 @F3DOAH Vote here: https://t.co/axLlq2vtWD

[Jim Cotchett F3 CR @Cotchett1]

@F3Metro @DreddCNC @slaughterF3 @F3DOAH @cspanf3 Please Follow the new Twitter Address to follow the exploits!

[F3 Foundation @thef3foundation]

Our annual Give2Give Campaign launches today!! For more info and to make your investment visit: https://t.co/aKmFTIxdyi
#Give2Give #F3Accelerate

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@darkhelmetF3

[Frank Schulte @F3_APPLETINI]

Rumors are going around that THE @F3DOAH said that NOT Clapping on a Burpee is OKAY!!??? What world am I living in? Say it ain't so @F3DOAH ??? I can't reveal my source but it rhymes with @F3Naperville 's very own Mr. "Rice" Guy. #rumors #theworldhasgonemad #noClapNoREP

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

I’ll be sure and tell @darkhelmetF3 😉

[F3Clearwater @F3Clearwater]

10 years of invigorating male community leadership. Great message and invitation from @F3DOAH

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@F3Steve Sorry you had to hear it from a fellow parody.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

Try Sugarman’s Foot Pills.

[Bert Sugarman @BertSugarman]

Where’s everybody going for Spring Break?

Said no one. Ever. Gaaah.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

And try Sugarman’s Foot Pills...

[Bert Sugarman @BertSugarman]

@Kasey_P621 @F3Birmingham @f3heights Put your shirts on

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

And try Sugarman’s Foot Pills.

[Bert Sugarman @BertSugarman]

It’s Thursday. The week is practically over. Have a few barleypops, some 10PM Arby’s, and sleep till your 9AM zoom call.

Sleep. In. Eat. Arby’s.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@BertSugarman And take Sugarman’s Foot Pills.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

“Grass Cutting Granny” also happens to be @darkhelmetF3’s stage name for his one-man show.

[🐐Rob Cannon🐐 @GnarlyGoat]

The obituary nickname of the day is “Grass cutting granny”. I wish I could’ve met Amelia. Both my grannies were also grass-cutting grannies.

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

One day... they will realize I’m only a parody... @darkhelmetF3

[F3 Foundation @thef3foundation]

Big Announcement!!!! The First Executive Director of @thef3foundation @F3Nation @slaughterF3 @F3DOAH @F3Metro @DreddCNC @ScratchAndWinF3

[Darkest Of All Helmets @F3DOAH]

@F3BeyondTheCot You should follow @darkhelmetF3, though... I’m just the parody account...