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Mantises | Ξ | ₿ | Solidity 🤖 | Python 🐍 / Data Science 🐼 | Tinkerer 🛠️ | Afghanistan Vet | Shyte-poster | Dad to humans, a gaggle of beasts & mantises ൠ.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@TheWarpedJoe Follow VC money?

The same VCs that yolo’d billions to SBF without even seeing a single reputable accounting statement, but “he has messy hair and plays games during calls so he must be the real deal brah…”

Nah man I wouldn’t trust those shytheads ordering a pizza.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@fesshole Whats a Revel?

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

Hey, is this thing on?!

[Andrew Wilkinson @awilkinson]

I recently hired a lawyer to give me an opinion on a personal corporate structure question.

He took 3 weeks, wrote me a convoluted and confusing memo, and insisted on a hour long call. Then he charged me $5,000.

I asked Claude the same question.

Claude gave me a perfect response.

It basically said the same thing, except instantly and easy to understand.

RIP most legal work 💀🪦

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@investindigital @Justin_Bons Spot on. The folks that keep pretending it will ever be a payment are delusional. No scalability and the days of “peer-to-peer electronic cash system” originally envisioned are loooong over.

[Cecilia Hsueh @cecilia_hsueh]

I’m not here to ruin anyone’s career, so I won’t name names.

After 5 years in Web3, founding two companies, interviewing countless candidates, and leading teams of 500+, I just had the worst hiring experience of my career.

I want to share this as a lesson and warning.

To the young people in Web3: you’re in one of the best industries in the world in terms of compensation. At just 20-something, you’re earning salaries north of $200K—higher than many in traditional sectors like tech, finance, PE/VC, consulting, etc.

The entry barriers are lower, your work is easier, and you get to travel the world for events. Life seems easy, and the millionaire dream feels just within reach.

But, that’s created a problem. There’s now a group of individuals in Web3 with average skills and sky-high expectations. They think they can have it all, without loyalty to their projects.

They jump from job to job, even working for multiple companies at once, all while pretending to be fully committed to each. The salaries they demand are way out of line with their actual contributions and effort.

At Morph, we’re always looking for the best talent in the market. But, integrity and honesty are non-negotiable.

No matter how talented someone is, without these values, they won’t last on our team. People say Web3 and crypto are full of scams—and honestly, sometimes we’re hesitant to even mention our work outside of the industry. This is because too many bad actors have caused damage.

Morph will launch its own token in the future, and investors will be trusting us with their money. As the backbone of this project, our team must be composed of the most trustworthy individuals. Myself, Azeem, and every single team member cannot afford to act unethically or compromise investor trust.

I know these words may not sound glamorous in Web3, but building a solid blockchain is a long and challenging mission.

We’re looking for people who share these values to join us.

By the way, we’re hiring! :)

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

I have never encountered a person whose profile picture was a cartoon likeness of them who wasn’t a total and complete piece of shit… 🤔

[Jameson Lopp @lopp]

🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Heather Morgan, AKA 'Razzlekhan' is a self proclaimed social engineer who pleaded guilty to hacking Bitfinex for 120,000 BTC back in 2016.

I crossed paths with her in Nashville this week. After asking around I discovered she has been spotted at multiple Bitcoin events over the past year.

It's extremely suspicious that she is still walking free and hasn't been sentenced for her crimes.

I recommend that all Bitcoin event organizers treat her as a threat actor and DENY ENTRY.

[Lior Messika @lior_eth]

Only thing more beautiful than art is the cosmos itself.

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

It’s not even worth kicking this guy in the teeth anymore for larping as Keyboard Homelander

At this point I’ve got to believe there’s a poison pill in his arrangement with Messari, because keeping him on while he plays this tune in public is doing *MASSIVE* PR damage

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@beausecurity Mancave == SCIF

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@AllGreenCandles @allnick 🤣🤣🤣 big facts!

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@TheWarpedJoe Follow VC money?

The same VCs that yolo’d billions to SBF without even seeing a single reputable accounting statement, but “he has messy hair and plays games during calls so he must be the real deal brah…”

Nah man I wouldn’t trust those shytheads ordering a pizza.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@Cryptoking @TiffanyFong_ @allnick Ok for once something you said checks out.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@allnick @nic_carter @TrustlessState @KarateCombat Please destroy @TrustlessState… that dude is the most obnoxious whiner in all of crypto.

[K A L E O @CryptoKaleo]

The AVAX C Chain decided it wanted to take a break this morning and hasn't produced a block in nearly 40 minutes.

Devs might have realized how bullish downtime was for Solana in the past and decided to experiment.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@jmrphy Skipping mass to get high af… Jesus is watching my dude…

[BowTiedJerk @joooo91056975]

@0xPrismatic @CirrusNFT @JPEGd_69

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

@CirrusNFT One reason why NFTFi is in its infancy...lot of poor outcomes.

[Fåñ¢¥_ßµgg ൠ ൠ ൠ @F4ncy_Bugg]

@TheWarpedJoe I once worked for a web3 company whose CEO used an emoji to let ppl know they were being fired. No cap.