You go into an ice cream parlor from your youth with a vague memory of having spilled ice cream there and there's a framed article from 1997 on the wall headlined "Ice Cream Idiot" with a big picture of you
Kind of funny to see all this discourse about literacy and then catch a south park rerun from 2008 that makes extended references to and quotes shirley jacksonโs the lottery. Like yeah wow people did used to read.