Faith MacEachern

[Faith MacEachern @FaithBM]

@ry_anal “Forgiven”

[Molson Canadian @Molson_Canadian]

We can't raise one at our favourite local, but we can raise one for it. Share a pic of you and your friends raising a glass with #VirtualHappyHour & tag your favourite local bar + @Molson_Canadian for a $25 gift card to use there. Here’s to coming together to support your local!

[Faith MacEachern @FaithBM]

Imagine: you graduate from SAERC. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. So you go to your hometown and hit A1 for 2.50 slices. You take off to the waterfront to get a better view of Mulgrave, then you go to the Fleur with a coffee to get some wifi. You get a rose.

[Brady @braedonmi]

Imagine: you graduate from Dalbrae Academy. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. So you go to your hometown and stop at the Fresh for rotisserie chicken. You take off to the smoke spot and sit by a car full of teenage boys, then you play some pool at the tav. You get a rose.

[Faith MacEachern @FaithBM]

@ry_anal

[KnowTheZodiac @KnowTheZodiac]

Scorpios enjoying their birthdays while everyone else feels the effects of the retrograde: https://t.co/pT0YADufbR

[ryan @ryantheleader]

when your dog hasn’t seen you for 8 hours

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

[Brian @BNomar_7]

What the demon under my bed sees at 3:00am

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i would like a pancake

[✮ 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 ✮ @zaddychrisss]

Literally no one :
Me :

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

on our walk today. we passed the cutest pup in the world. i was too scared to say anything. and just kept walking. but i’m telling everyone. i have a valentine

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human took a little swab of my cheek. and is sending it away. to see what type of pup i am. but i don’t need the results. i’m 100% fabulous

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. there is a box. underneath my tree fren steven. that smells like peanut butter. i am trying my best. to remain calm. but i think it’s for me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

God didn’t make me like beer because he knew if I did I’d be too powerful

[Erika Saccone ❤️‍🔥 @Erika_Saccone]

looking at photos taken of cats on glass tables will forever bring me joy