Fake Charlesallen

The one true @charlesallen parody account. Accept no substitutes.

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Damn straight it was https://t.co/GIKKlB8cHC

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Oh and hey, thanks for the follow @ThanksCAllen!

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

It’s gotta suck when a half ass parody account almost doubles your followers, eh @ThanksCAllen? https://t.co/9AbCDOgRhe

[AM @coachkisgod]

@FakeChasAllen @ThanksCAllen @charlesallen You’re up to 16 followers!

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@ThanksCAllen @charlesallen On man, you got into the inner sanctum! You found out about “Big Metro”!!! Don’t let anyone tell you you’re crazy. Keep digging. The truth is out there.

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

I know you are but why am I? https://t.co/2U3DatWMhK

[Thanks Charles Allen 🙄 @ThanksCAllen]

@20003ist If we had a half-decent councilmember, I wouldn't be necessary

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@ThanksCAllen @charlesallen Yeah, like support a local small business or something with trash cans. I’m basically the worst.

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@ThanksCAllen @charlesallen Oh noes! Now no one will hear my insignificant and kinda odd message. What will I do?

No really, what will I do? This is new for me. Looking to you for advice on that.

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@ThanksCAllen @charlesallen Only one of us has a dozen fans...

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@ThanksCAllen Got the ward right this time! Good on ‘ya! You’ve got this, friend!

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

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[Andy McKinley @AdultGambino1]

@20003ist @FakeChasAllen is a parody of @ThanksCAllen and is amusing. @ThanksCAllen reeks of desperation

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Accept no substitutes. Follow the REAL Fake Charles Allen. https://t.co/V26lFCGIFB

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Come on man, never respond to parody accounts. https://t.co/pu1C73Dn9o

[Thanks Charles Allen 🙄 @ThanksCAllen]

@FakeChasAllen psh, followers are overrated. it's all about those sweet, sweet impressions.

Plus Ward 6 is just now recognizing @charlesallen has been failing them this last decade. They're opening their eyes, seeing the dereliction of duty and quietly sighing #ThanksCharlesAllen

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@RSP_DC Right. Like where I don’t mention my entire campaign is secretly bankrolled by dish towels and fry pans.

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[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

I can’t promise a quid pro quo, but I’ll put in a good word with the Fat Cats for #10 https://t.co/XKgEzbD6vc

[Robert Pohl @RSP_DC]

9 followers for FCA. Who will be lucky number 10? I was #5, which I am going off to add to my resume right now) https://t.co/13FNP5BdSV

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@swselevator Well fortunately, I’m not the worst parody account here

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Who amongst us is? https://t.co/QCAZuvfCu5

[AM @coachkisgod]

@FakeChasAllen Thank you for the follow. I am not worthy.

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@IMGoph @jaybeas You know who ESLE used a beard to seize power and control the masses?

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

Hold on....carry the one, add a two...she’s right! My bad for supporting the evil conglomerate of @hillskitchendc https://t.co/RslKs8vx8J

[Lisa Hunter 💃🏻🌊 @L_is_a_Hunter]

This amounts to $22m per year to fund a tax cut for businesses making $2.5m per year. Meanwhile, your rent or property tax will go up, and our affordable housing crisis will deepen. Never forget: budgets are moral documents. #DCision18 #DCValues #Ward6 https://t.co/t9Uubt0R9H

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

You know what has GOT to be embarrassing? Being the 2nd most followed Charles Allen acct. Amirite @ThanksCAllen?

[Fake Charlesallen @FakeChasAllen]

@sdcissna Disappointed at the quality of fake @charlesallen accounts, we have decided to take matters into our own hands.