SWS Elevator

The elevator got an upgrade but is not fully operational. (Thanks, @dcdgs!) Fan of both open and closed Existentialism; champion of crumbling infrastructure.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

Not until May, but an elevator can always aspire. Wish @DCPSChancellor had a word of encouragement here.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

@alderpierson You lift up my spirits. Sorry I’ve let you down.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

It’s good to have a date, but what about all the people who need to use me on a daily basis?

[DC Department of General Services @DCDGS]

@swselevator @1000CStNEDC @14thStSinkhole @MauryGenerator @MayorBowser @dcpublicschools @jackiebensen Thank you for your diligence. Our teams have informed us that the elevator repairs should be completed by Friday, May 10th.

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As an elevator, this is the kind of human pain that moves me most. This is why I was designed in the first place: to ease burdens.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

@Nothercupacafe And parents who have missed special occasions in their kids’ classrooms.

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@Nothercupacafe Why, yes there are. We have medically fragile students whi would love to be able to go visit their 5th grade friends up in the 4th floor.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

@DCDGS @1000CStNEDC @14thStSinkhole @MauryGenerator @MayorBowser @dcpublicschools @jackiebensen Thank you for replying. It’s unfortunate that it will take so long.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

Hey, @DCDGS!

You know what’s funny? I worked more often when I was an old General Elevator.
#stillbroken
#notfunny
#idontevenplaymuzak
#itsbeentwomonths

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

And then this happens. And it makes me sad, @DCDGS

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

Dear @dcdgs,

Thank you. But it’s been two months. Elevators like me get replaced and fixed all over town, but I’m the only one who keeps not working over and over.

[DC Department of General Services @DCDGS]

@swselevator @1000CStNEDC @14thStSinkhole @MauryGenerator @MayorBowser @dcpublicschools @jackiebensen Thank you, we will check in with our teams for an update!

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

@DCDGS @1000CStNEDC @14thStSinkhole @MauryGenerator @MayorBowser @dcpublicschools @jackiebensen Hi DGS! I’m the elevator at School Within School at Goding, an elementary school in #the6, located at 920 F Street NE. I’ve been on the fritz since February and been letting down my medically fragile students and disabled parents all year. A teacher got stuck inside me last year.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

The vacant house has better eyesight than the social media manager. This is going up.

[1000CstNE @1000CStNEDC]

@DCDGS @swselevator @14thStSinkhole @MauryGenerator @MayorBowser @dcpublicschools @jackiebensen @swselevator mighty fine trolling there, @DCDGS. Way to step up your Twitter game. Responding to an account dedicated to an elevator at a school listed in the BIO. Sounds like a promotion is coming!

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

You do you, baby. Can you find me a “Back soon” sign in that same sale? #elevatorsbroken #wasneverinstalledproperly

[1000CstNE @1000CStNEDC]

Please don’t pay mind to my new sign… I got a great deal…

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

Hmm...mmm...mmmm.

March will be in like a broken elevator.

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

Finally, keep fighting for better schools every day, parents. We have made a difference, but there is still much work to be done. Cc @DLPetroshius @moremadder @sam2xdc

[SWS Elevator @swselevator]

🤩🤩If you’re happy and you know it PRESS MY BUTTONS! 🤩🤩

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Please don’t forget that schools need maintenance and care, in addition to modernization. It’s great when things are flashy and new, but a good schedule of maintenance and care goes a long way, @DCDGS.

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@FakeChasAllen That’s...true. Wonder if my buddies ....@1000CStNEDC and @14thStSinkhole want to....help a Fake Charles..... out.